Donner Jokes
30 donner jokes and hilarious donner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about donner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about the Donner Party and the North Pole. Laugh out loud at elf and Rudolf puns, and find out what Thun had to say about it all. Get ready for a hilarious journey into the world of Donner Jokes!
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Funniest Donner Short Jokes
Short donner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donner humour may include short donner party jokes also.
- Santa's reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation. The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
- Waiter steps up, "Donner, Party of two." "Uh, yeah it's just one now...and uh, I'm not hungry anymore."
- Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday? I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.
- Why is it that when I eat people, I get arrested... But when the Donners eat people, they get a Pass!
- "Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress. "Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"
- The difference between 'Dinner Party' and 'Donner Party? The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'
- I'm going to create a political institution based on eliminating vaccines. I'll call it... The Donner Party
- How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains? Only one. Donner ate the rest.
- All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one... Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.
- According to the Santa Tracker, He's Flying Over The Western US! Keep that muzzle on Donner
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Donner One Liners
Which donner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donner? I can suggest the ones about lightning and elves.
- The Donner Party Diet Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties - Donner, party of 5? Er, 4? Umm, 3?...
- What kind of party did the Donners have? A meat and greet.
- What do you call a cannibalistic dinner party? The Donner Party
- Santa's Sleigh Is Stuck Somewhere in the Western US Keep that muzzle on Donner
- I took the road less traveled... and ended up in the Donner Party.
- What do you call a kebab made from venison? Donner kebab
- What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin.
- Where does Kylie get her kebabs? Jason's donner van
- I want to be an o**... donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus.
Donner Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny donner party jokes and even better donner party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There was not a lot known personally about the survivors of the Donner party, as they shunned human contact after the ordeal. Apparently, they were fed up with people.
- We're waiting for a table at a restaurant... The hostess call out, "Donner family of 8, your table is ready." She looks back at the book. "Correction, Donner party of 7"
Hilarious Fun Donner Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about donner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canyon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donner pranks.
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa's face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...
A child asked Santa Claus
How did your reindeer get their names?
Santa replied, I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!
What about Donner? the child asked.
A shadow settled on Santa's face, and after a moment he began: The year was 1847, and snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada ….
Donner with my boss
I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?
" i said "one please"
she said "you don't have to be polite",
"one, you fat b**..." wasn't the proper answer
Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:
"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Donner Party.
Here's a rare treat....an original joke
At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.
Santa and his reindeer c**... and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.
Who do they eat first?
Answer: Donner!
Santa claus may only come once a year...
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and v**...! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
