The Best 25 Donner Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Donner jokes. There are some donner prancer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donner donner party puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Donner Jokes and Puns
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa's face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...
Donner with my boss
I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?
" i said "one please"
she said "you don't have to be polite",
"one, you fat bitch" wasn't the proper answer
Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:
"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Waiter steps up, "Donner, Party of two."
"Uh, yeah it's just one now...and uh, I'm not hungry anymore."
The Donner Party Diet
Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties
Santa's reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.
The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday?
I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.
Donner, party of 5?
Er, 4? Umm, 3?...
"Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress.
"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"
Donner Party.
Here's a rare treat....an original joke
At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.
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What do you call a cannibalistic dinner party?
The Donner Party
Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.
Who do they eat first?
Answer: Donner!
I'm going to create a political institution based on eliminating vaccines. I'll call it...
The Donner Party
How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains?
Only one. Donner ate the rest.
Santa claus may only come once a year...
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one...
Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.
According to the Santa Tracker, He's Flying Over The Western US!
Keep that muzzle on Donner
There was not a lot known personally about the survivors of the Donner party, as they shunned human contact after the ordeal.
Apparently, they were fed up with people.
We're waiting for a table at a restaurant...
The hostess call out, "Donner family of 8, your table is ready." She looks back at the book. "Correction, Donner party of 7"
Santa's Sleigh Was Found Snowbound in The Mountains of the Western US!
Get a muzzle on Donner
Santa's Sleigh Is Stuck Somewhere in the Western US
Keep that muzzle on Donner
I took the road less traveled...
and ended up in the Donner Party.
What do you call a kebab made from venison?
Donner kebab
I want to be an organ donner
My priest said to give my heart to Jesus.
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