The Best 7 Donne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donne jokes. There are some donne dante jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donne favorite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donne Jokes and Puns

Donner with my boss

I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?

" i said "one please"

she said "you don't have to be polite",

"one, you fat bitch" wasn't the proper answer

The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

Donner, party of 5?

Er, 4? Umm, 3?...

"Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress.

"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.


I heard a rumor that a certain 17th century metaphysical poet was cheap...

But who wants to tip a waitress who insists, before one has even finished the appetizer, that he must be Donne.

I've decided to teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth-century poetry.

Because, you know, easier Said than Donne.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donne century jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working donne breakfast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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