Donne Jokes
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Donner with my boss
I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?
" i said "one please"
she said "you don't have to be polite",
"one, you fat b**..." wasn't the proper answer
The Donner Party Diet
Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties
Donner, party of 5?
Er, 4? Umm, 3?...
"Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress.
"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"
Donner Party.
Here's a rare treat....an original joke
At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.
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