Donkey Ride Jokes
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Donkey Ride Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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If you must go up a mountain...
...ride a donkey, but I wouldn't recommend going down on it.
Pedro was riding his donkey back into town one day...
When out from behind a rock jumps Black Pete, the meanest bandito in all of Mexico.
Black Pete pulls out his gun and says 'Hey Pedro, if you want to live to see another day, then you better eat your sombrero'.
Poor Pedro has no choice but to eat his hat, and Black Pete just stands there laughing and laughing. Suddenly, Pedro grabs the gun off Black Pete and says 'Now my friend it is you who must eat his sombrero if he wants to live to see another day!'.
Well Black Pete has no choice and reluctantly eats his hat. Pedro laughs and laughs, then hops back on his donkey and finishes his ride back into town.
When he arrives he sees Black Pete's wife, who asks him if he's seen Black Pete recently. He says to her 'Si, si señorita, I have, we just had lunch together.'
What's a donkey's favourite ride at the playground?
The Hee-Haw
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