Donkey Kong Jokes

22 donkey kong jokes and hilarious donkey kong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about donkey kong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Donkey Kong Short Jokes

Short donkey kong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donkey kong humour may include short king kong jokes also.

  1. Did ya hear about Donkey Kong's Asian cousin, Viet Kong? He specializes in Gorilla warfare
  2. What do you call a Donkey Kong game that is set during the Great Depression? The Apes of Wrath
  3. Did you hear Donkey Kong died?..... Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?
    You: Diddy?
    Me: NO, DONKEY!
    Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?
    You: Diddy?
    Me: YEAH.
  4. Why was Donkey Kong named after a donkey instead of a monkey? Because "Monkey d**..." just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Donkey Kong One Liners

Which donkey kong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donkey kong? I can suggest the ones about donkey and mario kart.

  1. Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.
  2. What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity? Tooth DK.
  3. Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling? It was beginning to DK
  4. Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist? He had tooth DK
  5. What happens when you kill Donkey Kong? He starts to DK.
  6. What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? "I D K"
  7. Q. What videogame best represents capitalism? A. Donkey Kong
  8. What is hairy, is referred to as a monkey, and expands? Donkey Kong.
  9. Donkey kong and King Kong adopted a child. They decided to name him k**... Kong

Cheerful Donkey Kong Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about donkey kong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donkey and horse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donkey kong pranks.

Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..

"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.
"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.
"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.
DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."