The Best 13 Donkey Kong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donkey Kong jokes. There are some donkey kong zonkey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donkey kong llama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donkey Kong Jokes and Puns

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity?

Tooth DK.

Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling?

It was beginning to DK

Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist?

He had tooth DK

Did ya hear about Donkey Kong's Asian cousin, Viet Kong?

He specializes in Gorilla warfare

What happens when you kill Donkey Kong?

He starts to DK.

Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..

"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.

"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.

"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.

"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.

DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."

What do you call a Donkey Kong game that is set during the Great Depression?

The Apes of Wrath

Why was Donkey Kong named after a donkey instead of a monkey?

Because "Monkey Dong" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

"I D K"

Q. What videogame best represents capitalism?

A. Donkey Kong

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Donkey kong and King Kong adopted a child.

They decided to name him Kinky Kong

Did you hear Donkey Kong died?.....

Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?

You: Diddy?



Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?

You: Diddy?


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