Donkey And Horse Jokes
14 donkey and horse jokes and hilarious donkey and horse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about donkey and horse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Donkey And Horse Short Jokes
Short donkey and horse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donkey and horse humour may include short donkey jokes also.
- A donkey walks into a bar.... A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey. - The donkey once asked the Persian horse: "Do you play any instruments?" The horse replied: "Ney"
- My dad used to own a donkey that would draw his cart... ...but he sold it for a horse that did watercolors.
- How do you acquire a small version of Thor's hammer? Breed a horse with a donkey and you'll have a little mule near.
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Donkey And Horse One Liners
Which donkey and horse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donkey and horse? I can suggest the ones about horse mounted and horse and carriage.
- What are donkeys? If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?
Assenine. - Why are donkeys happy? They're hung like a horse
- What do you call a stripper donkey? A Horse.
Donkey And Horse Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about donkey and horse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean racehorse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donkey and horse pranks.
A HTML developer was walking down the street when he was greeted by a donkey.
"Hello Mr Programmer", the donkey said, "how are you?".
"mighty fine, thank you donkey", the HTML dev replied.
Immediately the donkey started crying.
"What's the matter little friend?" the HTML dev asked.
"I called you a programmer, at least you could call me horse" the donkey bawled.
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had an interview last week for a job as a farrier...
Had an interview last week for a job has a farrier.
The guy asked me "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said "no but I've told a donkey to f*c**... off"
A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.
But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"
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Mules
Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?