Donk Jokes
32 donk jokes and hilarious donk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about donk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Unearthly Funniest Donk Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
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A donkey had an IQ of 186.
He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-a**....
Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.
Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling?
It was beginning to DK
Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist?
He had tooth DK
Donkey joke
Bob's having a beer in a bar, as you do. Another guy walks in and the barman shouts 'hey here's donkey' and everyone laughs. Bob being a decent bloke goes up to the guy now sitting alone in the corner and asks 'hey mate why does he call you donkey'. Guy replies 'I don't know .....he haw, he haw, he hawlways calls me that.
That's my first and now probably last post
My donkey just ate the last of my French bread
It's a pain in the a**... situation
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross? "
The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
When a donkey is angry in traffic, what does he do?
He honks
A Donkey Was Found Dead In Front of a Church
So the priest did the reasonable thing and called the police chief.
Hey, i would like to report a donkey has been found dead in front of the church
The Chief replies: But father isn't that your specialty? You are knowledgeable on how to clean the body and prepare it for burial, right?
The priest replies: You are correct, but we like to notify the next of kin.
What are donkeys?
If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?
Assenine.
When your donkey isn't to be counted on
One day Juha's friend came to his house and asked to
borrow Juha's donkey. Juha said, My donkey isn't here.
At that moment the donkey began braying loudly. Juha's
friend heard it and said, I thought you said the donkey
isn't here. Juha replied, Who are you going to believe,
me or a donkey?
Why do donkey trailers go faster when they're full?
Because they're hauling a**....
How does a Donkey make its living?
Eeyores himself out.
What happens to donkeys in the winter?
They change into brrrrrro's.
Where do donkeys sleep?
Ascots..
Where does a donkey farmer hide his drugs?
In his a**...!
A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road
when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the a**...'s fault asphalt has faults"
Why did the donkey cross the road?
To buy the iPhone X
A donkey walks into a bar....
A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey.
We just got a donkey
He's a real j**...
The donkey once asked the Persian horse: "Do you play any instruments?" The horse replied:
"Ney"
What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?
"I D K"
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Donk One Liners
Which donk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donk? I can suggest the ones about poker and blackjack.
- A man walks into a bar... A man walks into bar. *DONK* He falls on the floor
