The Best 37 Donk Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Donk jokes. There are some donk poker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donk blackjack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Donk Jokes and Puns
We just got a donkey
He's a real Jackass
What are donkeys?
If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?
Assenine.
What did the donkey do when it stepped in poo?
Whinnied
What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?
"I D K"
Where do donkeys sleep?
Ascots..
A donkey had an IQ of 186.
He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
A donkey walked 12 miles..
but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles
Its because he was walking in a circle
I went to a donkey show once, and I didn't think I would enjoy it , but...
when everyone was cheering and applauding, I really felt like a Broadway star.
Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.
A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar...
Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago
what is a donkey as a teenager
an emu
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What happens to donkeys in the winter?
They change into brrrrrro's.
When a donkey is angry in traffic, what does he do?
He honks
A donkey walks into a bar....
A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey.
Donkey kong and King Kong adopted a child.
They decided to name him Kinky Kong
How does a Donkey make its living?
Eeyores himself out.
I must be a donkey...
Everyone I talk to keeps calling me a jackass.
Why did the donkey cross the road?
To buy the iPhone X
Two donkeys are walking along when they come across a playground
The one goes "Oh my gosh, is that a see saw?!". Other one turns and says "no, it's a hee-haw."
Why don't donkeys like parking lots?
Because it's always the asphalt.
Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling?
It was beginning to DK
Donkey joke
Bob's having a beer in a bar, as you do. Another guy walks in and the barman shouts 'hey here's donkey' and everyone laughs. Bob being a decent bloke goes up to the guy now sitting alone in the corner and asks 'hey mate why does he call you donkey'. Guy replies 'I don't know .....he haw, he haw, he hawlways calls me that.
That's my first and now probably last post
A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road
when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"
Why was Donkey Kong named after a donkey instead of a monkey?
Because "Monkey Dong" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
What did Donkey say after he got engaged?
I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
Why are donkeys happy?
They're hung like a horse
How do you know a donkey is wealthy?
They have a lot of ass-ets.
My donkey stumbled on the road, bucking me off. Who's fault was it?
It was the asphalt.
And the donkey said,
"purple hat."
Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist?
He had tooth DK
A Donkey Was Found Dead In Front of a Church
So the priest did the reasonable thing and called the police chief.
Hey, i would like to report a donkey has been found dead in front of the church
The Chief replies: But father isn't that your specialty? You are knowledgeable on how to clean the body and prepare it for burial, right?
The priest replies: You are correct, but we like to notify the next of kin.
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross? "
The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
The donkey once asked the Persian horse: "Do you play any instruments?" The horse replied:
"Ney"
Why do donkey trailers go faster when they're full?
Because they're hauling ass.
Where does a donkey farmer hide his drugs?
In his ass!
My donkey just ate the last of my French bread
It's a pain in the ass situation
When your donkey isn't to be counted on
One day Juha's friend came to his house and asked to
borrow Juha's donkey. Juha said, My donkey isn't here.
At that moment the donkey began braying loudly. Juha's
friend heard it and said, I thought you said the donkey
isn't here. Juha replied, Who are you going to believe,
me or a donkey?
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