The Best 13 Dongs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dongs jokes. There are some dongs shu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dongs ding dong puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dongs Jokes and Puns

Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes?

Because they pay for everything with their Dongs

Which country has the cheapest prostitutes?

Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar.

What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat?

Ding Dongs

Dongs joke, What's a Jahovah's witness' favorite treat?

Your mom is like a Vietnamese bank.

She loves dongs.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion

Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs

Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute?

Because she likes Dongs.

Dongs joke, Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute?

What's a Mormon's favorite treat?

Ding Dongs

Q: why do the gay guys like midnight?

A: twelve DONGS!

Me friend said you are what you eat.

As they asked I replied: star spangled ding dongs.

Some Americans use Magnum condoms for their Magnum dongs

Whereas Chinese use their Mao Zecondoms for their Mao Zedongs

You can explore dongs wei reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dongs pho dad jokes. There are also dongs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Where can you get 22740 dongs for a dollar?


Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dongs hetero jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dongs cradle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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