The Best 42 Dong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dong jokes. There are some dong yuan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dong ding dong puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dong Jokes and Puns

King Kong...

King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding dong

A man visits a prostitute. He presses the door bell...


The prostitute opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:

"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"

The man replies:

"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"

China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

Dong joke, China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it w

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin,

when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today...

I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo.

An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Dong joke, What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

Why are vietnamese hookers the best?

You pay them with Dong.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese

Ding Dong

Who goes dig dong ditching more than anyone?

The UPS man.

What's the one place you can give anybody your Dong and they'll take it?


Westminster chimes to be replaced

To mark the hung parliament the Westminster chimes will be replaced with one big dong.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder...

But abstinence makes the dong grow harder.

Dong joke, Absence may make the heart grow fonder...

Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...

A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."

The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"

The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."

The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"

The man says "Because it has a ding but no dong."

Just attended my mother in-laws funeral.

Apparently "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.

My Asian friend wants to become a rapper.

Soon everyone will know the name: Lil' Dong

I asked my wife for tulips this valentine's

2 lips round my dong. Hahahahahahah.

She said no.

Went to a Bukkake party in Vietnam last night.

Only 100 dong.

I almost don't believe Stormy Daniel's allegations...

Who in their right mind would want to have sex with the Don(g)?

Why isn't anyone falling for my new Vietnamese prince email scam?

Maybe I didn't offer enough dong?


Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?

My brother is Korean and has always wanted to sleep with a Vietnamese woman.

Apparently when you give away the Dong, you'll never Nyguen.

Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino a.k.a. Don Glover a.k.a.

Dong Lover... Lol

A man was peeing in the park

A man was peeing in the park and then a policeman came by.

"Please stop what you're doing and put it back in your pants" he said.

The scared man hid his dong and went back to his friends.

"Oh man, I've tricked that policeman." said the man "I've put it back in my pants but I haven't stopped what I was doing"

I might not be a megalodon

But at least I have a mega long dong

Why was Donkey Kong named after a donkey instead of a monkey?

Because "Monkey Dong" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What song will be played at Theresa May's funeral?

*Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead*

How to get big dong?

Google doesnt work why?
Why doesnt google search what i want?

Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?

Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Hey, you want to see my dong?

Pulls out Vietnamese bank note

There are subtle differences in the Northern and Southern Dialect

Northern Euphemism for *long dong*

>My pp is PARTY SIZE

Southern Euphemism for *long dong*


What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's funeral?

Ding Dong The Witcher's Dead

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

Which country the highest male population ratio?

Vietnam. Everybody has a dong there.

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What do you call Nazis with with a large dong?


A man was stranded on an island and was visited by a genie who gave him one wish.

3 weeks later rescuers found a corpse with a 3 foot dong.

What does Bond's doorbell sounds like?

Dong. Ding Dong

TIL Vietnam's national currency is the Dong.

I mean I've heard of shit costing an arm and a leg but that just seems cruel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dong ching jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dong chung piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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