The Best 7 Donetsk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donetsk jokes. There are some donetsk putins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donetsk beijing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donetsk Jokes and Puns

Did you hear the name of Putin's new military policy?

Donetsk, don't tell.

The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight:

Donetsk, don't tell.

You know what is going on in Ukraine?

Donetsk, don't tell.

Kyiv subway. A middle-aged woman enters the train.

Young guy stands up from his seat and lets her sit down.

Woman: Young man, are you from Lviv?

Guy: Why do you think so?

Woman: You are the only one to give me a seat.

Guy: You are right, I'm from Lviv. And you must be from Donetsk.

Woman: Yeah. But how have you guessed it?

Guy: You haven't even thanked me.

What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits?

Donetsk, don't tell.


What do Russians and Lord of the Rings fans have in common?

They memorize the names of a bunch of made-up countries (Luhansk, Donetsk, Crimea)

Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine?

He called it the "Donetsk, Don't Tell"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donetsk ukrainian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working donetsk kiev piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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