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Did you hear the name of Putin's new military policy?
Donetsk, don't tell.
You know what is going on in Ukraine?
Donetsk, don't tell.
The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight:
Donetsk, don't tell.
What's the Russian military's policy on homosexuals fighting in the Ukraine?
Donetsk, don't tell.
Kyiv subway. A middle-aged woman enters the train.
Young guy stands up from his seat and lets her sit down.
Woman: Young man, are you from Lviv?
Guy: Why do you think so?
Woman: You are the only one to give me a seat.
Guy: You are right, I'm from Lviv. And you must be from Donetsk.
Woman: Yeah. But how have you guessed it?
Guy: You haven't even thanked me.
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