The Best 7 Doner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doner jokes. There are some doner organ jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doner gir puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doner Jokes and Puns

Blood Doner

I tried donating Blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions....
"Where did you get it?", "Who's blood is it?", "Why is it in a Bucket?".... Damn.

What's the Turkish cannibals favorite meal?

Organ Doner

What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?

Doner McGregor

Whats the opposite of a vampire?

An optimistic blood doner

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis

I'm calling it "Organ Doner".


What do you call a cow that gives it's body to save others?

Organ doner

Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs?

Jason's doner van

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doner donors jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doner haley piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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