The Best 58 Donation Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Donation Jokes and Puns

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro Baptist Church

He's calling it Fund-A-Mental

Donation joke, My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro Baptist Church

Donation

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken

The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.

100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.

Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.

One billion dollars. This is our final offer.

After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.

I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.


my dog is a christian

* Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature? Pastor replied, No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it. The man said, Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service? Pastor exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why didn't u tell me the dog was a Christian?

Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day?

I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus.

Donation joke, Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day?

What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.

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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P

Said to a cashier the other day...

So I was making a purchase and after ringing up my order, the cashier asks "would you like to make a donation to cancer treatment research?"

I said "no, they're just gonna spend it on drugs"

Donations

Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations
for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."

Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?

Handmade things are costlier.

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I went to a sperm bank to make a donation.

This guy in the lobby came with me.

A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank?

He farts in the cup.

A good will gesture . . .

A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water.

Could have been a rich man

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."

"Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers! -

Donation joke, Could have been a rich man

TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

Imo everyone should consider organ donation

Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart

A friend convinces a jew to donate to charity...

The friend sees the jew put an envelope in the donation box and asks him

"How much money did you put in there?"

The jew replies "Money? Are envelopes really worth nothing nowadays?"


What's the best nation in the world?

A donation

(Adapted from a homeless man who sat outside my building)

I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

They sent me a letter saying "thank you for your 25 cent donation".

A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water

What is the the most charitable nation?

A donation.

A man stuck in a traffic jam

some guy came and knocked on his windows and said "Donald Trump has been kidnapped, the kidnappers ask for 1 billion dollars or they will burn him with gasoline , we're asking for donation "
So the man in the car asked and on average how much does a person donate?
so the guy replies "between one gallon and two gallons "

This morning, someone asked for a donation to the local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

I made a donation to mesothelioma research.

They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.

They'll take the money and run.

I just donated blood to the Red Cross.

But I'm afraid my donation will be in vein.

My motto in life is to always give 100%

It does make blood donation quite tricky.

My Local Youth Centre Wanted a Donation Towards Their Pool

i gave them a bucket of water

Did you hear about my large donation to the Charity of Deaf People?

Cause they sure haven't.

I donated a kidney last year

Well, I never got to the donation part.. apparently I MUST state where I got it from

Why don't Republican politicians introduce stricter gun control bills?

Because it's easier for the NRA to write no changes. on the memo line of their donation cheques.

Organ donation has a nasty double standard when it comes to praise.

Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh

What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity

A ticket to an all you can beat buffet

Why is a sperm donation more expensive than a blood donation?

Cuz' it's hand made.

They say looks don't matter and it's what's in the inside that counts.

If someone needs an organ donation.

What's the best nation for a homeless person

doNATION

I'm going over to give a large donation to rape victims...

... and I won't take no for an answer.



(Stewart Francis)

I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because

[Please make a £100 donation to AT&T for completion of this joke.

The local orphanage asked me for a donation.

I told them I've got a couple I don't need.

An Irishman's dog dies so he goes to see the local priest.

An Irishman's dog dies so he goes to see the local priest and tells him, "Father, me old dog died. Can ye say a wee mass for the old gal?"

"No. Can't do it. The Church doesn't do funeral mass for pets, but I'll tell you what, the Protestant church down the hill will most likely do it. They don't have the same high standards that we do."

"Fine father, but I have one more question for ye. Would two hundred euro be enough of a donation to thank them for their services."

The priest's eye grew wide and he slapped the man on the back telling him, "Ahhh, man, why didn't you TELL me that your dog was Catholic?!"

A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool

I don't know what they're filling the pool with, because he abruptly left when I offered him a glass of water

A man was sitting in the couch when his wife came in

The wife told him their son needs 200 dollars for school donation so he gave it to her.

Later that day his son hugged him and thanked him for the 50 he gave to school.

And few hours later the principal messaged him to thank him for the 10 dollars donation.

Blood type

A priest, a minister and a Rabbit walk together into the blood donation centre.
The nurse asks What's your blood type?
The Rabbit says I'm probably a Type O .

A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: What's your blood group?

The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic.

The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.
I love supporting the community.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a donation for the neighborhood pool...

I gave a glass of water.

This joke will Make you Cry out of Happiness!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water!

A man's dog dies

A man's dog dies, he had been his only companion for years.

So he goes to the nearest Catholic Church and asks for a funeral mass.

The priest said my son I can't give a mass for a dog. The pope would excommunicate me!

The man replies he's been my companion for 18 years. I saw there was a protestant Church down the street and I want to give a $5000 Dollar donation.

The priest replied, son you didn't tell me that the dog was Catholic.

A man knocked on my door...

.. and asked if I could make a small donation to help the neighborhood public pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

Donations

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?" "My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation." "Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"

I wrote a very generous check as a donation to a local animal shelter..

I heard dogs love things that bounce.

I donate my O- blood as often as allowed, but I don't do it to help others.

The blood donation center is just the only place I can go where I'm everyone's type.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic

The nurse asked the rabbit, What's your blood type?
I'm probably a type-O said the rabbit.

I made a bold donation today

Sorry, I meant "blood donation". Type O.

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