The Best 8 Donald Trump Hair Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donald Trump Hair jokes. There are some donald trump hair trump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donald trump hair ivana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donald Trump Hair Jokes and Puns

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping?

because his hare is almost gone.

So Donald Trump was golfing with his buddy the other day

His buddy said, "So I had a dream about you the other night."

"Really?" Said trump, "About what?"

"People in the hundreds of thousands were celebrating and cheering for you in the streets."

"Oh wow. How was my hair?"

"I don't know. It was a closed casket."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a shit-flinging monkey?

The shit-flinging monkey has better hair.

I heard someone's writing a book about Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump colluding with the Russians.

It's called "The Tortoise and the Hair"

What did the ghost of Ronald Reagan tell Donald Trump after he assumed the presidency?

Hair down this wall.

Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans?

The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world.

What's the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a wet raccoon?

A wet raccoon doesn't have 4 billion fuckin' dollars in the bank

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