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It's 2023, a child asks her father "how did Donald Trump get elected?"
".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."
The whiny monk
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He can only say two words every five years.
After five years, Father Donald says to him, "Brother John, what do you have to say?"
He replies, "Bed hard."
Five more years go by and Father Donald asks him again.
He replies, "Food bad."
Another five years go by and Father Donald asks him again.
This time he replies, "I quit" at which point, Father Donald says, "Good! You've done nothing but complain since you got here!"
Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall?
They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.
Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.
A dad is on his death bed and ask to talk to his only son.
Son: Dad, please tell me what I can do for you before you go.
Father: Alright son, my only wish would be for you to bring both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton back to our house before I die.
Son: I'll do my best.
*3 hours later the son somehow manages to bring Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton back to his father's house.*
Son: Dad! I did what you asked me. They're both here. Why did you want them here anyway?
Father: You see son, when Jesus was crucified, he died next to 2 thieves. So I wanted to go the same way.
A man brought his son to a grocery store...
A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.
Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."
A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"
"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"
^(*Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.*)
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