Donald Duck Jokes
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Short donald duck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donald duck humour may include short donald trump jokes also.
- What do you call a mouse on 2 legs Friend "i dont know"
Me "mickey mouse"
Me "what do you call a duck on 2 legs"
Friend "donald duck"
Me " all ducks idiot" - The Secret Sevice is not allowed to tell the president to get down If there is a crisis they have to say Donald, Duck!
- Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell "Donald Duck, Donald Duck"
- BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
- Donald Duck calls concierge and says can you thend up thome condomths to my room" and concierge said "want me to put it on your bill?" and Donald said "are you thucking thtupid I'll thuffocate"
- What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
- Donald Duck walks into a store and says: "Get me some chapstick... And put it on my bill!"
- Have you heard about Donald Duck getting arrested this week? He was caught selling "quack"
- You should've seen their faces when I showed up as Donald Duck at the office Christmas party. Yeah I had no pants, no self control and I came with three kids that weren't mine.
- What do you call Donald and Daisy when they contradict themselves? A para-ducks
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Donald Duck One Liners
Which donald duck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donald duck? I can suggest the ones about mickey mouse and ducks.
- Micky Mouse isn't quick enough to avoid my punches. But Donald ducks.
- Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? Because Donald ducked.
- What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks
I'll show myself out - What is Donald Duck's favorite restaurant? Quacker Barrel
- So I looked up Donald Duck, and I have bad news. He's on quack now.
- Mickey and Minnie walked into a bar Donald ducked
- What time does Donald Duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
- What do you call a rapper duck that likes burgers? MC Donald.
- Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck
- Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck.
- Money Laundering If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's Donald.
- Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation.
- Why wasn't Donald Duck's fourth nephew in any Disney cartoons? He had Down Syndrome
- Donald Duck died not long ago. Police believe fowl play was involved.
- What would Donald be at the end of his presidential term? A lame duck.
Great Donald Duck Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about donald duck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean minnie mouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donald duck pranks.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner.
Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck.
The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up.
Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in.
"Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
Dad: what mouse walks on 2 feet?
Me:
Dad: Mickey Mouse
Dad: What duck walks on 2 feet?
Me: Donald Duck?
Dad: All ducks, d**...
Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a c**...?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate!"
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room...
...and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a c**...?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
'Thit No!' Donald quacked, I'll thuffocate
Yer man's no chicken anyways...
Who's no chicken?
Donald duck.
A c**... for Donald Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a c**...?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
If a duck and a elephant were to vote
They'd vote for donald trunk
What would the bodyguards shout if the White House was attacked?
Donald Duck
Question
James and Kumar were having a conversation when James asked Kumar a question.
J: what mouse walks on two legs?
K:(thinking hard).....ummm....I don't know
J: it's Mickey mouse you idiot
K: oh...ok
James then asks another question
J: which duck walks on two legs
K: this one's easy...it's Donald duck
J:all ducks walk on two legs you d**....
K:.....
Donald Trump approaches the wall prototypes.
Donald Trump is approaching the wall prototypes when suddenly a secret service agent yells "Mickey Mouse!".
A man appears to have jumped across the boarder holding something suspicious.
The secret service agents tackle him and the situation is secure.
Someone then asks what the Mickey Mouse shouting was about.
The agent goes "I was startled, I meant to say Donald Duck!"
Boris Johnson disinfectant joke
Boris Johnson: Following a very productive phone call with Donald Trump, I would like to hear from any UK companies that can turn over their production line to making Dettol, Domestos, Cillit Bang, Lysol and Toilet Duck.
What mouse walks on two legs joke
A: What mouse walks on two legs?
B: Hmmmz, don't know ...
A: Mickey Mouse ! What duck walks on two legs?
B: Donald Duck!
A: All ducks you s**... ...
Trump is leaving a rally and heading to his limo
When suddenly a would be assassin jumps from the shadows and takes aim. A secret service agent, brand new on the job, shouts Micky Mouse! This startles the assassin and he is captured in the confusion. Later the agents supervisor takes him aside, congratulates him and says but what in the h**... made you shout 'Micky Mouse?!' Visibly embarrassed the Agent replies I got nervous, I meant to shout 'Donald, Duck'
I used to be a body guard for Donald Trump
One day, an assassination attempt took place, and when the man tried to shoot, I shouted "Mickey Mouse!".
After the attempt, Trump asked why I shouted Mickey Mouse, to which I replied "sorry, I meant to shout 'Donald, Duck!'"
An assassin is running towards Trump
His personal bodyguard sees him and shouts Mickey Mouse . This startles the assassin and he runs off in the other direction.
Trump turns to his bodyguard and says Thank you, but why did you yell Mickey Mouse The bodyguard replies Sorry Sir, I meant to say Donald, Duck.
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:
"Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"
"Erm, I don't know" I replied
"Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing
"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs"
"Donald Duck" I replied
"No, all ducks you idiot"
