The Best 28 Dominos Pizza Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dominos Pizza jokes. There are some dominos pizza jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dominos pizza puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dominos Pizza Jokes and Puns

You order one pizza

You love it.

Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.

Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.

That's the domino effect.

I murdered the pizza delivery man for messing up my order and had to cover it up.

I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too. Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza. I think it's starting to become a domino effect.

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn't enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one...

They call it the dominoes effect.

I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one

It's the domino effect

I beat my friend at dominos the other night.

I am the one who decides the pizza toppings!

You murder one pizza delivery driver, and then you have to murder another pizza delivery driver.

That's the domino effect

My father beat me at dominoes yesterday.

He said, I'm the only one who chooses pizza toppings.

Facebook Problem

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied. "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook Password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

Why did all of the Pizza chains fall?

Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect

I'm so sorry....

OC - I saw a line of delivery scooters parked out the front of a pizza place.

Someone bumped into one of them and it topples over, and knocks down the next one, which knocks down the next one, and the next one.

It was the Domino's effect.

You order one pizza and you love it

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...

That's the domino effect...

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TIL: if you push one pizza delivery man over, all the pizza delivery men fall over.

It's known as the domino's effect.

They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop...

yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.

I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night.

She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings.

what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan?

The power of crust compels you.

Did you hear about the exorcist who went to Domino's?

Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.

I played dominos last night.

I ordered six pizzas and didn't collect them.

How do you make someone, who has an art degree, car go faster?

Remove the Dominoes Pizza sign from the roof!

I just heard about Domino's new dill pizza crust

It's made with their all new dill dough

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Dominos is Fixing pot holes on your trip to get pizza!

Meanwhile, at Papa John's...

If you can't find the right mate you could always go to Domino's Pizza...

... and fill a Noid in your life.

What's it called when you go to the bathroom after eating bad pizza?

The Domino's effect

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza:

Customer: "

Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread"

Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!"

Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"

I told the guy at the counter at Domino's that I wanted a pizza.

He said, "What would you like on top of that?"

I said, "Nothing, just the pizza."

Why is it that when you murder your first pizza delivery man, it's so easy to kill the next one?

The Domino effekt

Girl, are you a domino's pizza crust?

Cause you're E X T R A T H I C C

Which pizza shop is losing money due to business "falling"?

Dominoes (Basin Tss)

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We suggest to use only working dominos pizza piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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