The Best 10 Dominos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dominos jokes. There are some dominos yahtzee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dominos domino puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dominos Jokes and Puns

I wish the name of a business would describe what it sells...

Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos doesn't sell dominoes, and the virgin megastore, what a disappointment.

I beat my friend at dominos the other night.

I am the one who decides the pizza toppings!

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Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied. "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook Password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

My friend told me a joke about dominos.

It had a really long setup, but in the end it fell flat.

I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night.

She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings.

I played dominos last night.

I ordered six pizzas and didn't collect them.

Dominos is Fixing pot holes on your trip to get pizza!

Meanwhile, at Papa John's...

What's greatest fear while setting up 10000 dominos?


Why are black people so bad at dominos?

They always get beat by the 5/0

I hate the game Dominos so much...

Why? Well, I just I can't place it...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dominos xzibit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dominos spicy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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