The Best 13 Dominoes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dominoes jokes. There are some dominoes quatre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dominoes expand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dominoes Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?

Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

I beat my wife at dominoes last night...

She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn't enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one...

They call it the dominoes effect.

Dominoes joke, I ate a small pizza, but it wasn't enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one...

How do you make an art student's car go faster?

Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!

I wish the name of a business would describe what it sells...

Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos doesn't sell dominoes, and the virgin megastore, what a disappointment.


My father beat me at dominoes yesterday.

He said, I'm the only one who chooses pizza toppings.

Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says whatcha got there, pal?

Fella over there sold me a bunch of dominoes, a paint can, a ball, and a mousetrap

What in the hell would you need all that junk for?

He said I can use it to crack an egg

You're such a rube, Goldberg

Dominoes joke, Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says  whatcha got there, pal?

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

How do you make someone, who has an art degree, car go faster?

Remove the Dominoes Pizza sign from the roof!

Did you hear the one about the Dominoes?

It has a really long set up but kind of falls flat at the end.

Why should you be cautious when stepping on dominoes?

You're walking on thin dice.

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The set of dominoes for the holidays seems kinda wimpy.

They won't stand up for themselves, and they can be a bunch of pushovers.

Which pizza shop is losing money due to business "falling"?

Dominoes (Basin Tss)

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