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An apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica.
The same apple pie costs $3.00 in the Dominican Republic.
These are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What's the difference between pick & choose?
Pick is something you point to that you want. Choose is something Dominicans put on their feet.
Jesuits vs Dominicans
What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.
What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?
Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.
A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic...
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I just saw the pierates of the Caribbean for the first time.
Apple pie in Jamaica $2.55
Cherry pie in Antigua $4.57
Key Lime Pie in Dominican Republic $3.87
Three men are trying to enter America for the first time
and are coming from Germany, China, and the Dominican Republic. They are told that they can become a citizen if they use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.
The German is up first. He says, I love looking at pink and yellow flowers in the green grass, it looks beautiful. His sentence was good enough and he was given citizenship. The Chinese man is up next and says, I love looking at all your green money, mine was weird, pink and yellow. He gets in too.
Now time for the Dominican. He thinks long and hard and he finally says, When the phone greens, I pink it up and say yellow?
What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?
Ay puppi.
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