Dominated Jokes
38 dominated jokes and hilarious dominated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dominated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dominated Short Jokes
Short dominated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dominated humour may include short conquered jokes also.
- Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"
- It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
- I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
- It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
- Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services.... It's such a mail-dominated industry
- This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
- Why didn't the feminist want to work at the post office? Because it's a mail dominated industry.
- It's disgraceful that in 2020 the train-driving profession is overwhelmingly male-dominated. Surely it's... a woman's right to choo-choos.
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Dominated One Liners
Which dominated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dominated? I can suggest the ones about ruled and possessed.
- Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
- Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
- Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
- Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies. Because all of his genes are dominant.
- What is Po's (Kung Fu Panda) dominant colour? White because his father returned.
- As a dominant I love reddit... This place is full of subs
- What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
- Dominic Toretto's car wouldn't run It had diesel in it.
- Why is NASCAR a white dominated sport? They're all racists.
- I was dominating a midget in a boxing fight. In the end he had to throw in the flannel.
- What do you call a librarian with OCD? A book-carrying, dominating, excessive figure.
- My dominant gene is... Denim.
- Never ask a dominant woman to make you a sandwich Because she'll make you sub
- What do you call the jock's relationship with his girlfriend? A dominant chord.
- What does a jock and a V7 chord have in common? They both dominate.
Male Dominated Jokes
Here is a list of funny male dominated jokes and even better male dominated puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teach a man to fish and he will have food for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will complain about how fishing is male-dominated.
Happy Dominated Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about dominated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oppressed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dominated pranks.
Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."
In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"
How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or k**...?
Ask them what the opposite of dominant is.
One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.
The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?
The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.
Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.
The group is always led by a leader fish , called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.
Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.
Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from threats, and asserts dominance over other groups of koi.
And if the fish are attacked, the other three swim away, and the predator always goes for the D koi.
Word joke
A man had 4 sons, and named them Bronson, Kenneth, Conrad and Dominic.
One day, they decided to ask their father if his choice of names meant anything.
He replied, "Only the first three letters of each."
If f**... is enjoying being dominated by women...
Is wisdom enjoying being dominated by wizard?
Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space
Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.
**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.
**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.
**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.
So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...
**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-
**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.
**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.
