The Best 23 Dominant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dominant jokes. There are some dominant psychologically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dominant emerge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dominant Jokes and Puns

Two aliens are flying near earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."

The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

Dominant joke, In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or kinky?

Ask them what the opposite of dominant is.

One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.

The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?

The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.


Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space

Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.

**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.

**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.

**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.

Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.

Alien 2: Are they an emerging intelligence?

Alien 1: I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

Dominant joke, Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.

Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.

Because all of his genes are dominant.

What is Po's (Kung Fu Panda) dominant colour?

White because his father returned.

As a dominant I love reddit...

This place is full of subs

A prostitute propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."

The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."

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What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish?

The *Alpha* Beta...

They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome

I call it photosynthesneeze

The Japanese Prime Minister formally protested after meeting Trump at the White House

Mr Trump treated Shinzo Abe to his trademark greeting, involving a muscular grasping of the hand and the subsequent pulling of the recipient towards him in a dominant way.

Mr Abe said, "What an awful yank. And I didn't like the handshake either."

Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together…

But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.

What's a good name for a police officer that's sexually dominant?

Duracell. Because he's a Copper Top.

Dominant joke, What's a good name for a police officer that's sexually dominant?

My dominant gene is...

Denim.

Never ask a dominant woman to make you a sandwich

Because she'll make you sub

What do you call the jock's relationship with his girlfriend?

A dominant chord.


I've always dated girls with the same name who are into S&M

You can say that it's my dominant Jane.

Scientists have discovered a rare mutation that causes autosomal dominant inheritance of violent diarrhea

In hindsight we should've known something like that would run in the genes.

What do you call a deer that doesn't have a dominant hoof?

Bambidextrous.

Today i wanted to break up with my Girlfriend, she is way to dominant...

... she said no.

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We suggest to use only working dominant prevalent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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