The Best 19 Domi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Domi jokes. There are some domi wife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these domi pim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Domi Jokes and Puns

Why do dominatrixes get so much beauty rest

They just love to hit the sack

What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave?

Whoops, wrong sub

My dominatrix is busy training a new assistant...

I guess she's showing her the ropes.

As a dominant I love reddit...

This place is full of subs

Why did the dominatrix join the submarine crew?

...She's just got a thing for subs.

What does a dominatrix and Indiana Jones have in common?

They both ride on top of subs.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Domi joke, What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Im a dominatrix with a side business in toys

I sell pro-pain, and pro-pain accessories

Dominic Toretto's car wouldn't run

It had diesel in it.

Dominos is Fixing pot holes on your trip to get pizza!

Meanwhile, at Papa John's...

What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?

I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.

You can explore domi elbow reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean domi dom dad jokes. There are also domi puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why is Dominik Hasek so good at fractions?

Because he's the denominator

What does a dominatrix say when she's late?

"Sorry I tied you up"

I'm a dominatrix and I was supposed to be whipping a blonde client...but instead I whipped a brunette...

Whoops - wrong sub...

The dominating wife

A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!

My dominant gene is...


Domi joke, My dominant gene is...

Never ask a dominant woman to make you a sandwich

Because she'll make you sub

How do you know if a dominatrix is racist?

All of her subs are collared people!

I was dominating a midget in a boxing fight.

In the end he had to throw in the flannel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the domi opposite puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working domi jaro piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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