Domi Jokes
19 domi jokes and hilarious domi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about domi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughter Domi Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
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Why do dominatrixes get so much beauty rest
They just love to hit the sack
What did the d**... say after she spanked the wrong s**...?
Whoops, wrong sub
My d**... is busy training a new assistant...
I guess she's showing her the ropes.
What's the d**... lemon's favorite band?
Sublime
As a dominant I love reddit...
This place is full of subs
Why did the d**... join the submarine crew?
...She's just got a thing for subs.
What does a d**... and Indiana Jones have in common?
They both ride on top of subs.
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
Domi does not know....
Im a d**... with a side business in toys
I sell pro-pain, and pro-pain accessories
Dominic Toretto's car wouldn't run
It had diesel in it.
Dominos is Fixing p**... holes on your trip to get pizza!
Meanwhile, at Papa John's...
What did the d**... say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?
I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.
I was dominating a midget in a boxing fight.
In the end he had to throw in the flannel.
Why is Dominik Hasek so good at fractions?
Because he's the denominator
What does a d**... say when she's late?
"Sorry I tied you up"
I'm a d**... and I was supposed to be whipping a blonde client...but instead I whipped a brunette...
Whoops - wrong sub...
The dominating wife
A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!
My dominant gene is...
Denim.
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Domi One Liners
Which domi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with domi? I can suggest the ones about opposite and rocks.
- What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know....
