Domestic Jokes

• Short Domestic Jokes
• Domestic One Liners
• Victims Domestic Jokes
• Domestic Violence Jokes
• Domestic Dog Jokes
• More Domestic Jokes

Funniest Domestic Short Jokes

Short domestic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The domestic humour may include short household jokes also.

1. My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better.
2. If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry.
3. Why is it dangerous to have more than one violin in your house? Because it leads to domestic violins.
   (From my 9 year old...)
4. If Russia is the Motherland and Germany is the Fatherland... Does that mean the world wars were two cases of domestic violence?
5. What do you say to an officer responding to a domestic disturbance call? "There's no way I hit her, sir! She isn't black and blue! She's white and gold!"
6. My neighbors called the cops on me, but when the police came to my house all they found was my collection of string instruments. I got charged with domestic violins.
7. Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad. Trump asks How hot is the broad?
8. A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence. Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."
9. Did you hear about.. Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot
10. Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.

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Domestic One Liners

Which domestic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with domestic? I can suggest the ones about house husband and marital.

1. I like my beer how I like my violence Domestic.
2. For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
3. What do you call a group of domestic abusers? A Heard.
4. My dad is a magician. He can turn a Bud Light into domestic violence.
5. What do you call it when a symphony musician hits his wife? Domestic violins.
6. I like my vehicles just like my violence Domestic
7. Why did the police arrest the musician who homemade his instruments? Domestic violins!
8. what is a group of domestic abusers called? a heard.
9. What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at?
   *Domestic affairs*
10. What's the difference between Martial and Marital? Whether the violence is domestic.
11. I slapped my violin out of anger I got arrested for domestic violins
12. I like my beer the same way I like my violence Domestic
13. What do you call a domesticated Chevrolet? A tame impala.
14. What do you call it when Thomas the Tank Engine beats his wife? Domestic Caboose.
15. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Domestic violence.

Victims Domestic Jokes

Here is a list of funny victims domestic jokes and even better victims domestic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The BBC have a new cooking show, hosted by women who have been victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook? Right Hook!"
• I got invited to a charity ball for victims of domestic violence. The dress code was black tie
• A boy was a victim of domestic a**... and was told hey could allow anyone to have custody of him He chose the Dallas Cowboys because they're not capable of beating anyone
• What did the doctor say to the domestic a**... victim? See you next "fall".
• Domestic a**... victims: they don't know what hit them Err, they do, but they mostly blame themselves
• Sweet Vidalia walked into the shelter for victims of domestic a**..., cut and battered.

Domestic Violence Jokes

Here is a list of funny domestic violence jokes and even better domestic violence puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When my wife starts to sing.... I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
• WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
• I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
• My dad had this great magic trick he'd show us every night He'd turn a full bottle of jagermeister into domestic violence
• My dad was a magician, but he also was abusive He liked to turn 12 packs into domestic violence
• Have you heard about the electric robot from Japan which is supposed to prevent domestic violence? Batteries included.
• There is nothing funny about watching domestic violence Which is why it goes in the 'Action' folder instead of 'Comedy'
• My Australian friend hit a sheep in his car the other day... ...I told him it doesn't matter where it happens, domestic violence is not okay.
• When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening.
• How many wife- beaters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. So how come I gotta do everything around here?
  (I don't actually condone domestic violence)

Domestic Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny domestic dog jokes and even better domestic dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dogs are the the most racially tolerant of all domesticated animals... They don't see color
• Two dogs were fighting the other day. So I called the police to report domesticated a**....

Hilarious Domestic Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about domestic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indoor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make domestic pranks.