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would it be domestic violence or child abuse?
The bartender asks what'll it be officer?
2 police officers were called to a domestic abuse call. when they got there they had to call for backup. 2 police cars showed up making it 6 officers at the scene,
they called headquarters and spoke to their Captain.
"Captain we have a murder here"
"what happened?"
"a wife shot and killed her husband for walking on her still wet mopped kitchen floor"
"well, have you arrested her yet?"
"Not yet, the kitchen floor is still wet."
>!But I beat her to it.!<
...at least they're beating someone.
It will be called the Broken Home Depot.
As they sit down, the man beside him leans over and whispers in his ear:
"You hittin' that?"
The man has been arrested on the same charge 5 times before.
"Why do you keep beating her Paddy?" asked the police officer.
"Well isn't that obvious you idiot?
It is my height and weight advantage coupled with my superior reach and better footwork!"
He liked to turn 12 packs into domestic violence
Time to make your significant other aware....
The punchline
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Abusing a broad
Someone always has the upper hand.
So I called the police to report domesticated abuse.
One's an Beyoncé fash and the other's a fiancé bash
Domestic
He can turn any alcoholic drinks to domestic abuse
Domestic
Correction: second-hardest
That makes WWII domestic abuse
Battered Cod
But then he hit me and I woke up.
I was charged with domestic abuse.
Is it domestic violence or child abuse?
He chose the Dallas Cowboys because they're not capable of beating anyone
Sure if a girl wants to be choked it's hot and kinky, but if I want to choke a girl, it's all of a sudden "domestic abuse"
yeah my knuckles are especially sore
...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse.
despite all those domestic abuse charges
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