Following is our collection of funny Dome jokes. There are some dome vapor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dome tradesmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
Have you ever seen a circus with a flat roof?
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
Because they get to hang out with all the edemames.
You want OC? That's fresh off the dome
Because they are the most stable.
It's hard to stop with just one.
From Under the Dome (the book).
school shootings.
tarrified.
Tarrif-ied.
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And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".
His head
Home page.
But then he hit me and I woke up.
I've learned to roll with the punches.
I call it the do-me decibel system.
Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
The Freedome.
yeah my knuckles are especially sore
There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.
10/10 with Ray Rice
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We suggest to use only working dome gerbils piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.