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"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

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Parking...

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

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Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''

Wife : ''Who's Paula?''

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Do you know why, all around the world, parlaments' roof are built as a dome?

Have you ever seen a circus with a flat roof?

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I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas

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Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?

Because they are the most stable.

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What do murder and Lay's potato chips have in common?

It's hard to stop with just one.

From Under the Dome (the book).

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What's America's #1 domestic product?

school shootings.

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How did the domestic goods feel as they were exported overseas?

tarrified.

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We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome...

And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".

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What's in a domestic book?

Home page.

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Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas?

His head

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Domestic Violence 1/10

10/10 with Ray Rice

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What did the Domestic Violence Survivor say to her the new Self Defense Instructor?

I've learned to roll with the punches.

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Domestic terrorism? Meh...

International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!

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Instead of a wall on the Mexican border, Trump could build a dome over the continental U.S. They'll call it:

The Freedome.

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A dome, a pup and a 6 person family walked into a bar...

...they were tents.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Whats another name for google glass?

Dome Chrome.

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Domestic Violence Is An Issue That Hits Close To Home

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On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments

Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!

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Domestic abuse victims: they don't know what hit them

Err, they do, but they mostly blame themselves

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Domestic abuse is a big issue people keep quiet about and for a long time I was sleeping

But then he hit me and I woke up.

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I guage the quality of my sexual encounters by how loud the sex is.

I call it the do-me decibel system.

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"Fuller House" was billed on a misleading premise.

There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.

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Domestic abuse hurts everyone involved

yeah my knuckles are especially sore

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SERIES~watch(Love is).Under the Dome Season 3 Episode 11.FREE''online

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Dwayne Johnson's wife may not be a Muslim but....

she still worships the Dome of the Rock's cock.

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