Dome Jokes
22 dome jokes and hilarious dome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dome Short Jokes
Short dome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dome humour may include short cathedral jokes also.
- Do you know why, all around the world, parlaments' roof are built as a dome? Have you ever seen a circus with a flat roof?
- Why aren't pregnant women lonely in Japan? Because they get to hang out with all the edemames.
You want OC? That's fresh off the dome - We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome... And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".
- On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
- Instead of a wall on the Mexican border, Trump could build a dome over the continental U.S. They'll call it: The Freedome.
- "Fuller House" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.
- "We Do Not Have A Child s**... Colony On Mars." They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.
- What do m**... and Lay's potato chips have in common? It's hard to stop with just one.
From Under the Dome (the book). - I guage the quality of my s**... encounters by how loud the s**... is. I call it the do-me decibel system.
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Dome One Liners
Which dome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dome? I can suggest the ones about globe and temple.
- What would happen if the flat earthers turned out to be right? We'd all be domed!
- Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas? His head
- A dome, a pup and a 6 person family walked into a bar... ...they were tents.
- SERIES~watch(Love is).Under the Dome Season 3 Episode 11.FREE''online
- Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome.
- Where do s**... play football? In a con-dome.
Giggle-Inducing Dome Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about dome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ceiling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dome pranks.
Parking...
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?
Because they are the most stable.
What's America's #1 domestic product?
school shootings.
How did the domestic goods feel as they were exported overseas?
tarrified.
How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?
Tarrif-ied.
What's in a domestic book?
Home page.
Domestic a**... is a big issue people keep quiet about and for a long time I was sleeping
But then he hit me and I woke up.
What did the Domestic Violence Survivor say to her the new Self Defense Instructor?
I've learned to roll with the punches.
