The Best 22 Dome Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dome jokes. There are some dome vapor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dome tradesmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dome Jokes and Puns

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

Parking...

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''

Wife : ''Who's Paula?''

Dome joke, Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

Do you know why, all around the world, parlaments' roof are built as a dome?

Have you ever seen a circus with a flat roof?

I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas


Why aren't pregnant women lonely in Japan?

Because they get to hang out with all the edemames.


You want OC? That's fresh off the dome

Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?

Because they are the most stable.

Dome joke, Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?

What do murder and Lay's potato chips have in common?

It's hard to stop with just one.

From Under the Dome (the book).

What's America's #1 domestic product?

school shootings.

How did the domestic goods feel as they were exported overseas?

tarrified.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome...

And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".

Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas?

His head

What's in a domestic book?

Home page.

Domestic abuse is a big issue people keep quiet about and for a long time I was sleeping

But then he hit me and I woke up.

What did the Domestic Violence Survivor say to her the new Self Defense Instructor?

I've learned to roll with the punches.

Dome joke, What did the Domestic Violence Survivor say to her the new Self Defense Instructor?

I guage the quality of my sexual encounters by how loud the sex is.

I call it the do-me decibel system.

On retaliation of removing Confederate monuments, some authorities around the country are beginning to remove African American monuments

Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!

Instead of a wall on the Mexican border, Trump could build a dome over the continental U.S. They'll call it:

The Freedome.


Domestic abuse hurts everyone involved

yeah my knuckles are especially sore

"Fuller House" was billed on a misleading premise.

There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.

Domestic Violence 1/10

10/10 with Ray Rice

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