They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
Have you ever seen a circus with a flat roof?
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
Because they are the most stable.
It's hard to stop with just one.
From Under the Dome (the book).
Tarrif-ied.
school shootings.
tarrified.
And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".
Home page.
His head
10/10 with Ray Rice
I've learned to roll with the punches.
International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!
The Freedome.
...they were tents.
The domesticated doesnt have balls
Dome Chrome.
Just this morning, Atlanta removed the Georgia Dome!
Err, they do, but they mostly blame themselves
But then he hit me and I woke up.
I call it the do-me decibel system.
There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.
yeah my knuckles are especially sore
she still worships the Dome of the Rock's cock.
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