The Best 16 Dolphins Whales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dolphins Whales jokes. There are some dolphins whales jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dolphins whales puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dolphins Whales Jokes and Puns

A whale and a dolphin are eating at a restaurant

A whale and a dolphin are eating at a restaurant. When the check comes to the table the dolphin insists on paying. The whale is quite grateful and wants to leave the tip at least but the dolphin respectfully declines.

The whale then says
thanks if there's anything you ever need let me know

The dolphin replies
you're welcome

Then the Whale says Gross....why would you want that?

"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"

"Sure son"

"What are 5 animals that live in the ocean?"

"3 whales and two dolphins"

"Thanks dad"


What do you use to clean dolphins and whales?

All porpoise cleaner

A lion and a tiger make a liger, a whale and dolphin a wolphin, a squid and octopus a scquoctopus. What would a five-year old and a horse be?

Definitely illegal.

A scientist is looking to conduct an experiment using dolphins

He goes to the pet store and asks the clerk if they have any dolphins

The clerk responds We don't have any dolphins, but would a whale work?

The scientist responds No thank you, that defeats the porpoise

What did the whale say to the dolphin?

When the person says "what?" do you best impression of a whale.

My co workers found it funny but my family did not.

What did the gang of dolphins say to the orca?

"Whale, whale, whale... Look what the tide brought in..."

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?

Please, this is a cry for help.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

Sorry I didn't do it on porpoise

What's the difference between a killer whale and a killer dolphin?

One doesn't have to hide the bodies.

You can explore dolphins whales reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dolphins whales dad jokes. There are also dolphins whales puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?

The dolphin said, Cheer up!

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

How do dolphins and whales pass down and share knowledge through the generations?

Via podcasts, naturally.

Whale you be my Valentine?


What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dolphins whales jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dolphins whales piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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