Dolphin Porpoise Jokes

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Funniest Dolphin Porpoise Short Jokes

Short dolphin porpoise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dolphin porpoise humour may include short dolphin jokes also.

  1. Every day I go down to the harbour and throw fish to a baby dolphin. My friends say it's a waste of time. But at least I'm serving a youthful porpoise.
  2. Why don't dolphins make mistakes? They do everything on porpoise.
    I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
  3. A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool... I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
  4. I heard that dolphins have vestigial legs... It would seem evolution defeeted the porpoise.
  5. I've spent my whole life searching for an invisible dolphin. But now I don't see the porpoise.
  6. I got so angry with poachers illegally killing dolphins that I began randomly implanting some with tiny bombs. But it just ended up defeating the porpoise.
  7. My wife asked me if I had heard that female dolphins have clitorises that are very similar to humans. I asked her why she was telling me this.
    She replied, "Do you think God did that on porpoise?"
  8. What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life? A porpoise without a purpose.
    This is my own material, be kind :)
  9. Scientists have discovered a way to make dolphins nearly invisible to the human eye. I don't really see the porpoise.
  10. I went on a camping trip to try to save the dolphins. It was a waste of time for all in tents and porpoises.

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Dolphin Porpoise One Liners

Which dolphin porpoise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolphin porpoise? I can suggest the ones about dolphin fish and whale dolphin.

  1. A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!
  2. Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life.
  3. Why dont they allow harpoons in dolphin hospitals? It defeats the porpoise
  4. I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises.
  5. Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise.
  6. What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?
  7. I'd make a joke about a Dolphin But I don't see the Porpoise.
  8. Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life
  9. Last summer I rode a dolphin on accident. Usually it's on porpoise.
  10. Why shouldn't you throw away an old dolphin? Because they can be re-porpoised!
  11. What do you use to clean dolphins and whales? All porpoise cleaner
  12. I bought a dolphin Now my life has a porpoise.
  13. What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? "I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
  14. Why are dolphins so passionate? Because they have a sense of porpoise.
  15. Anybody see that movie about the dog who befriends a dolphin? A Dog's Porpoise

Dolphin Porpoise Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dolphin porpoise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolphins whales jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dolphin porpoise pranks.

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...

could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

You know how dolphins r**... a lot?

They do it on porpoise.

A Dolphin meets the Buddha...

The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"

This joke goes out to all the campers and dolphins in the world.

For all in tents and porpoises, that is.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the dolphin kill himself?

A lack of porpoise.

What do you call conjoined dolphins

Dual porpoise

What did the dolphin king say at the f**... of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis?

Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin kill himself?

His life had no porpoise.

Did you hear about the college for dolphins?

It was for educational porpoises only.

Have you heard about the Dolphins in Japan that are killing themselves?

The scientists think they may be doing it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

"Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Did you hear about the ship wreck survivor that rode a dolphin to safety?

He said he did it on porpoise.

Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin?

He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!

Why was the dolphin depressed?

Because he lost his porpoise.

Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed s**...?

Apparently after he was separated from his family and forced into captivity, he lost all sense of porpoise in his life.

Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins?

Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!

Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.

Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

"What is life without a porpoise?"

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What happened when the shark beat the dolphin in a race?

He defeated the porpoise.

So scientists have invented a way to turn dolphins nearly invisible

It's pretty neat, but I don't really see the porpoise.

Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?

I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise...

One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...

The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin?

He's not sure if he did it on porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

My dolphin died...

I have no porpoise in life.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin?

He was said to have done it on porpoise.

When the man saved the dolphin

he knew he had found a porpoise

Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter?

He serves no porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?

Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?
Because it was not fit for porpoise.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that cheats on his girlfriend?

A multi-porpoise tool!

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Did you hear about the Florida teacher who stole the bottlenose dolphin from SeaWorld before Hurricane Matthew?

She took it for educational porpoises.

How do you tell a dolphin from a porpoise?

A dolphin sneezes water accidentally.

A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member...

The judge asked,
"Did you do it on porpoise?"

Why did the fisherman commit s**... when the last dolphin died?

Because his life had no porpoise.

Why do dolphins never get charged with manslaughter?

Cause they do everything on porpoise.

Why did the police officers take the man's dolphin collection?

For investigative Porpoises.

Why did the dolphin go on a long journey?

To find its porpoise.

Camping Dolphins

Campsites that cater to dolphins are, for all in tents and porpoises, a great thing.

What do you call a dolphin...

that shoots a gun and sword fights?
A duel porpoise.

I saw a chap dashing though town with what looked like a dolphin tucked under his arm.

I thought to myself, "now there's a guy with a porpoise".

Never trust a dolphin to do an important task for you.

Because if they mess up, it wasn't an accident, they did it on porpoise.

Why can't you ever accidentally ride a dolphin?

Because it's always on porpoise

Help I killed a dolphin!!!

It wasn't on porpoise.

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I had s**... on top of a dolphin,
You could say I did it on porpoise.

TIL scientists are questioning the use of a dolphins tail.

They know it has a porpoise.

Mathematicians are trying to model dolphin migrations through the worlds oceans.

It's not perfect, but it's good for most porpoises.

Why was the dolphin happy?

It found a porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin tell his friend with existential despair?

You have a porpoise in life!

Why are so many eligible women choosing to settle down with dolphin trainers?

They live life with porpoise

Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?

It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
I'm sorry I made it up

I once tried driving to Mexico to steal a couple pet dolphins.

But I was arrested for trying to enter the country for i**... porpoises.

A mermaid finally got off the couch and hit the gym once she found a dolphin physical trainer.

She moved with a porpoise.

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."