Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Dolphin puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.
That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"
Because his life had no porpoise.
They do everything on porpoise.
I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
He had no porpoise in life.
Do you know how many animals I had to screw to find that out?
So the cop asks him where he is going. The little boy tells the cop that he is running away because his parents have split up. The cop says, "Come on, get in my car and I'll take you home to your mom."
The little boy cries out, "Oh no, please don't! My mom beats me!"
The cop then says, "Alright, I'll take you to your dad then.
Once again, the little boy refuses, "No, my dad beats me too!"
The cop is at a loss of what to do so he asks the boy, "Alright, well where should I take you then?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and then replies, "Take me to Dolphin Statium, I know they don't beat anybody!"
It defeats the porpoise
I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the distance we saw a flash of lightning and decided to get the kids inside.
As we were running towards the house, my niece dropped the dolphin toy and the wind got ahold of it and blew it across the yard. Fearing it would blow away and be lost forever, i frantically chased after it, but to no avail, it jumped the fence but came to rest in the neighbors rosebush. Some of the thorns had punctured the thin plastic and, upon examination, i saw air escaping through 3 small holes in the side.
"Well, I guess that deflates the porpoise."
Dolphout
Because he had no porpoise.
Or is it just Wales.
It was looking for a tight seal
It had no porpoise in life
Because they can be re-porpoised!
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
They do it on porpoise.
A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :)
Now my life has a porpoise.
"I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?
[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)
We just clicked. Heyyyooooo
A Dog's Porpoise
Because they have a sense of porpoise.
He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!
He had an appointment.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
A dolphin
Hitler's wife answering the phone
I feel that my life has no porpoise.
I had sex on top of a dolphin,
You could say I did it on porpoise.
It found a porpoise in life.
They just click you know?
Just lick your finger then rub a balloon
In fact, they have trained humans to stand at the edge of the pools and throw fish at them.
A lack of porpoise.
We just clicked
On porpoise?
It wasn't on porpoise.
Definitely illegal.
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
When a dolphin dives he's fishing for a carp for food on a reef ...
When Neymar dives he's fishing for a card from a fool of a ref
Multi-porpoise cleaner.
I need a porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
Because it's always on porpoise
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
It said my life will have a purpose.
A dolphin
No porpoise.
Sushi
I have no porpoise in life.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
Adolfphin
Endor*fins*
He was said to have done it on porpoise.
They do it on porpoise.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.