That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
It used to be a dolphin.
Apart from humans, the only creature that has sex for pleasure is the dolphin.
I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out.
A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"
I had to fuck a lot of animals to find out
I had to fuck a lot of animals to figure that out.
Because his life had no porpoise.
That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
They do everything on porpoise.
I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
Butt not on porpoise.
He had no porpoise in life.
Do you know how many animals I had to screw to find that out?
So the cop asks him where he is going. The little boy tells the cop that he is running away because his parents have split up. The cop says, "Come on, get in my car and I'll take you home to your mom."
The little boy cries out, "Oh no, please don't! My mom beats me!"
The cop then says, "Alright, I'll take you to your dad then.
Once again, the little boy refuses, "No, my dad beats me too!"
The cop is at a loss of what to do so he asks the boy, "Alright, well where should I take you then?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and then replies, "Take me to Dolphin Statium, I know they don't beat anybody!"
It defeats the porpoise
I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the distance we saw a flash of lightning and decided to get the kids inside.
As we were running towards the house, my niece dropped the dolphin toy and the wind got ahold of it and blew it across the yard. Fearing it would blow away and be lost forever, i frantically chased after it, but to no avail, it jumped the fence but came to rest in the neighbors rosebush. Some of the thorns had punctured the thin plastic and, upon examination, i saw air escaping through 3 small holes in the side.
"Well, I guess that deflates the porpoise."
The barman says, 'Well, that was a bloody big tsunami!'
Dolphout
Because he had no porpoise.
Or is it just Wales.
It was looking for a tight seal
It had no porpoise in life
Because they can be re-porpoised!
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
They do it on porpoise.
A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :)
Now my life has a porpoise.
"I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
We just clicked. Heyyyooooo
and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?
[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)
He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!
Because they have a sense of porpoise.
A Dog's Porpoise
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