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That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
They do it on porpoise.
"I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
A lack of porpoise.
Because he had no porpoise.
He had no porpoise in life.
He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!
Dolphout
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
It had no porpoise in life
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A dolphin
Hitler's wife answering the phone
They just click you know?
Because his life had no porpoise.
A Dog's Porpoise
Do you know how many animals I had to screw to find that out?
A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?
[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)
It was looking for a tight seal
We just clicked. Heyyyooooo
Now my life has a porpoise.
They do everything on porpoise.
I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
In fact, they have trained humans to stand at the edge of the pools and throw fish at them.
I had sex on top of a dolphin,
You could say I did it on porpoise.
It found a porpoise in life.
A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :)
It defeats the porpoise
Just lick your finger then rub a balloon
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
I feel that my life has no porpoise.
Or is it just Wales.
Because they have a sense of porpoise.
Because they can be re-porpoised!
Definitely illegal.
He had an appointment.
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
A few kids went to the old man and asked
"Why do you own a dolphin?"
The old man smiled and said
"When I was younger my dreams were crushed so I bought a dolphin."
He smiled.
"Buying him gave me a porpoise in life."
(eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
They produce endolphins!
He stopped a man walking past and asked, "Seen anything unusual?"
"I saw a dolphin wearing a hat once," said the man.
"I meant around here," the cop said annoyed.
*"Nah man, they live in the water."*
they'd program in C.
But I don't see the Porpoise.
You get horn-ee-ee-ee-ee
A whale and a dolphin are eating at a restaurant. When the check comes to the table the dolphin insists on paying. The whale is quite grateful and wants to leave the tip at least but the dolphin respectfully declines.
The whale then says
thanks if there's anything you ever need let me know
The dolphin replies
you're welcome
Then the Whale says Gross....why would you want that?
His life has no porpoise.
Dead.
My 4yo nephew just made this one up.
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
They always click with one another!
But at least I'm serving a youthful porpoise.
The everything you do is completely on Porpoise.
When the person says "what?" do you best impression of a whale.
My co workers found it funny but my family did not.
It was solely used to RSVP for meetings. The picture resembled a dolphin breaching water. Historians now believe the message was to mean Adolph in.
NARQUATICS !!!!😂🤦♂️
I'm sorry, I meant to do that on porpoise.
Usually it's on porpoise.
Then it clicked.
He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
E-e-e-e-e
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