Dolph Jokes
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Short dolph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dolph humour may include short reindeer jokes also.
- I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up. It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.
- What did the German fisherman say when he accidentally caught a dolphin? A dolph hit lure!
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Dolph One Liners
Which dolph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolph? I can suggest the ones about surrender and lure.
- What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph
- I'm not saying Rudolph is evil... But he is definitely a dolph
- What do you call a baby dolphin with no fin? Young Dolph
- h**... never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal- -a-dolph-in
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What funny jokes about dolph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrestler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dolph pranks.
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You know how dolphins r**... a lot?
They do it on porpoise.
What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?
"I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
A Dolphin meets the Buddha...
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Please, this is a cry for help.
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What did the dolphin king say at the f**... of his faithful servant?
You have served your porpoise.
Why was the dolphin sad?
He had no porpoise in life.
Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL
(get it)
Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
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One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...
The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"
What do dolphins like to listen to?
Podcasts.
What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?
All porpoise flour.
Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?
Because Habeas Porpoise.
Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway
Because he was driving a tractor
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How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have s**... for pleasure?
They pull out.
Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?
She had no sense of porpoise.
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What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk d**....
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?
Because it was not fit for porpoise.
How do you tell a dolphin from a porpoise?
A dolphin sneezes water accidentally.
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"IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!" -
h**...'s wife answering the phone
A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member...
The judge asked,
"Did you do it on porpoise?"
Why are dolphins all friends with each other?
They just click you know?
Why do dolphins never get charged with manslaughter?
Cause they do everything on porpoise.
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Why wouldn't the dolphins e**... muffins?
Because they were made with All-Porpoise Flour
A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool...
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go on a long journey?
To find its porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go to the Tupperwear store?
It was looking for a tight seal
Why don't dolphins make mistakes?
They do everything on porpoise.
I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
Dolphins are really clever
In fact, they have trained humans to stand at the edge of the pools and throw fish at them.
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How did the dolphin die?
he had a s**...
What did the dolphin tell his friend with existential despair?
You have a porpoise in life!
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A man and his wife...
Are walking through the park when some grey clouds roll in. As the clouds open and water falls, the wife says, "Well isn't this a nice mist dear?" "Actually honey, it's rain," replies the husband. So they argue whether it's rain or mist for a little before the husband says, "You know what, how about we ask my communist friend Dolph? He is a little mean but he knows his rain."
So they go together to Dolph's house and the his and asks him, "Dolph, is this rain or mist?" "Why it's obviously rain you idiot, now go away!" Dolph exclaims
So as they're walking home, the husband says, "See, I told you rude dolph the red knows rain dear."
If you should ever want to know your Dolphin name,
Just lick your finger then rub a balloon
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
Why do dolphins make bad goalies?
They always get caught in the net
A dolphin graduated from college with a philosophy major.
He thought, "what's my porpoise now?"
What did the dolphin say during its existential crisis?
I feel that my life has no porpoise.
Where do dolphins love to swim when they are in the state of Texas?
Porpoise Christi
Dolphins shouldn't be commercially used for entertainment.
Because it's not their purpoise.
Do dolphins speak Welsh?
Or is it just Wales.
Dolphins give the worst directions
I always have to ask them to be more Pacific
Why are dolphins so passionate?
Because they have a sense of porpoise.
A dolphin may go his whole life without enlightenment.
Hey may never know his porpoise.
What is the best PR for Dolphins?
Brock Allen Turner
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
No porpoise.
How does a dolphin make love?
On porpoise.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
The dolphin said, Cheer up!
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Dolphins are the second smartest mammal behind man.
That puts women in third.
Why were the dolphin emporer's servants so important?
They served a porpoise.
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A dolphin was arrested for w**... possession.
Cop: Is this your m**..., sir?
Dolphin: No sir, it's for my cousins. Strictly for medical porpoises.
What did the dolphin say to the gynecologist?
EEEE
How do dolphins and whales pass down and share knowledge through the generations?
Via podcasts, naturally.
Why didn't the dolphin cross the road?
They didn't have any porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
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Dolphins are the ted bundy of the animal kingdom
r**... murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.
Did you know dolphins commit infanticide?
They do it on porpoise.
Why didn't the dolphin escape accidentally?
He did it on porpoise
dolphins doing calculus be like
(eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ
How do dolphins become happy?
They produce endolphins!
If dolphins could code...
they'd program in C.
Why do dolphins get so happy when they move into a house?
Because they have a lot of indoor fins
Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
Dolphins get high passing around a pufferfish... what kind of drug would u call that?
NARQUATICS !!!!😂🤦♂️
Why was the dolphin sent to the electric chair?
He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
