The Best 53 Dolph Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dolph Jokes and Puns
You know how dolphins rape a lot?
They do it on porpoise.
What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?
"I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
A Dolphin meets the Buddha...
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
Why did the dolphin kill himself?
A lack of porpoise.
What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Please, this is a cry for help.
What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?
You have served your porpoise.
Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?
Because he had no porpoise.
Why was the dolphin sad?
He had no porpoise in life.
What street in France do reindeer live on?
Rue Dolph
Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
My dolphin died...
I have no porpoise in life.
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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?
Because Habeas Porpoise.
Why was the dolphin depressed?
It had no porpoise in life
Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway
Because he was driving a tractor
Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?
She had no sense of porpoise.
What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
Why did the dolphin apologize?
He didn't do it on porpoise.
"IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!" -
Hitler's wife answering the phone
A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member...
The judge asked,
"Did you do it on porpoise?"
Why are dolphins all friends with each other?
They just click you know?
A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool...
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go on a long journey?
To find its porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go to the Tupperwear store?
It was looking for a tight seal
Why don't dolphins make mistakes?
They do everything on porpoise.
I thought of this myself, but I'm probably late to the punch.
Dolphins are really clever
In fact, they have trained humans to stand at the edge of the pools and throw fish at them.
Why was the dolphin happy?
It found a porpoise in life.
If you should ever want to know your Dolphin name,
Just lick your finger then rub a balloon
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
A dolphin graduated from college with a philosophy major.
He thought, "what's my porpoise now?"
What did the dolphin say during its existential crisis?
I feel that my life has no porpoise.
Dolphins shouldn't be commercially used for entertainment.
Because it's not their purpoise.
Do dolphins speak Welsh?
Or is it just Wales.
Why are dolphins so passionate?
Because they have a sense of porpoise.
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
No porpoise.
Why do dolphins always swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
Sorry I didn't do it on porpoise
Why were the dolphin emporer's servants so important?
They served a porpoise.
Dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet second only to man
Pushing down women to third
Why didn't the dolphin cross the road?
They didn't have any porpoise.
Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom
Raping murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
Did you know that dolphins can commit suicide
On porpoise?
Did you know dolphins commit infanticide?
They do it on porpoise.
What do dolphins use to keep clean?
Multi-porpoise cleaner.
Why didn't the dolphin escape accidentally?
He did it on porpoise
dolphins doing calculus be like
(eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ
How do dolphins become happy?
They produce endolphins!
If dolphins could code...
they'd program in C.
Why do dolphins get so happy when they move into a house?
Because they have a lot of indoor fins
Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
Dolphins get high passing around a pufferfish... what kind of drug would u call that?
NARQUATICS !!!!😂🤦♂️
Why was the dolphin sent to the electric chair?
He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
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