Dolly Parton Jokes
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- My buddy Joe has lost a lot of weight on the new Dolly Parton diet. It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- My friend Joe recently started the Dolly Parton diet It's really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Jo lean, Joe leeeaaaannn
- My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean
- Dolly Parton has invested $1m in the Moderna covid vaccine It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living
- Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
- My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
- My friend Joe went on a Dolly Parton-diet It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- My friend Joe… My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- My friend Joe recently started the Dolly Parton Diet... And to my surprise, it works! It ACTUALLY made Joe lean!
- Dolly Parton is such a beloved figure in America, the DSM-5 has already classified a disease that American's might feel when she dies. Post-Parton Depression
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Dolly Parton One Liners
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- You know why Dolly Parton has small feet? Nothing grows in the shade.
- Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask It's called worKN95
- Why did Dolly Parton go to the doctor? To get a
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Vacceeeen - What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee
- Which whales enjoy Dolly Parton the most? Baleen, baleen, baleen, BA-LEEEEEN.
- I saw Dolly Parton at the grocery store. She had a loaf of bread and two j**... of milk.
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a d**... bottle and douches herself.
St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.
St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly, because a royal flush always beats a good pair.
The Dolly Parton Diet
A guy walks into a bar and orders a light beer. "How's your New Year's diet coming along?" the bartender asks. "It's going okay, but I'm not losing as much as my buddy Joe. He went on that new Dolly Parton diet," the guy says. "It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean."
How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
