Dolly Jokes
32 dolly jokes and hilarious dolly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dolly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Read about the comedic adventures of Dolly the Sheep. From Dolly Parton’s blonde hair to Rita’s trolley and Archangel, these jokes will leave you in stitches. Hear funny stories, puns, and one-liners that will have you laughing. Come laugh along with us and explore the world of Dolly Jokes.
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Funniest Dolly Short Jokes
Short dolly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dolly humour may include short dolls jokes also.
- My buddy Joe has lost a lot of weight on the new dolly parton diet. It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- My friend Joe recently started the Dolly Parton diet It's really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Jo lean, Joe leeeaaaannn
- My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean
- Dolly Parton has invested $1m in the Moderna covid vaccine It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living
- Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
- My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
- My friend Joe went on a Dolly Parton-diet It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
- What did Dolly the Sheep's friend say to her right after her clone was born? Look, it's a little ewe.
- Two cows... ... standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy said to Dolly
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly
"It's true, straight up, no bull!"
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Dolly One Liners
Which dolly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolly? I can suggest the ones about daisy and molly.
- You know why Dolly Parton has small feet? Nothing grows in the shade.
- Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask It's called worKN95
- What do you call a toy alpaca that has obtained enlightenment? The Dolly Llama
- Why did Dolly Parton go to the doctor? To get a
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Vacceeeen - What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee
- What do you call a hard-of-hearing country and western singer? Dolly Pardon.
- What was the deaf country and western singer called? Dolly Pardon
- Why should you never steal a dolly? Because they're so easy to clone
- Which whales enjoy Dolly Parton the most? Baleen, baleen, baleen, BA-LEEEEEN.
- What did Pitbull ask for Christmas? Dolly.
- I saw Dolly Parton at the grocery store. She had a loaf of bread and two j**... of milk.
Dolly Parton Jokes
Here is a list of funny dolly parton jokes and even better dolly parton puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend Joe… My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
- My friend Joe recently started the Dolly Parton Diet... And to my surprise, it works! It ACTUALLY made Joe lean!
- Dolly Parton is such a beloved figure in America, the DSM-5 has already classified a disease that American's might feel when she dies. Post-Parton Depression
- How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
- I had a nightmare last nigh I dreamed I was Dolly Parton's baby and she was bottle feeding me.
- Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business... She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".
- Dolly Parton and her bra designer have stopped talking. In fact Ms Parton said they haven't spoken since the two fell out.
- How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Entertaining Dolly Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about dolly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolls house jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dolly pranks.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a d**... bottle and douches herself.
St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.
St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly, because a royal flush always beats a good pair.
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren.
Dolly said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I never hear from them... never receive a thank you message."
Ruby replies, "I too send my grandchildren a very generous check. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit."
"Wow! How come ? remarked Dolly.
"Very simple solution... I don't sign the check!"
The Dolly Parton Diet
A guy walks into a bar and orders a light beer. "How's your New Year's diet coming along?" the bartender asks. "It's going okay, but I'm not losing as much as my buddy Joe. He went on that new Dolly Parton diet," the guy says. "It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean."
