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99 dolls jokes and hilarious dolls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dolls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring a smile to your face and giggle to your heart with this collection of the best dolls jokes around! Whether you’re a fan of Guys and Dolls, Russian Dolls, the Dolls House, or inflatable Mattel dolls, you’ll find something to make you laugh in this collection of doll-proprietor jokes. Enjoy!

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Popular Dolls Short Jokes

Short dolls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dolls humour may include short barbie doll jokes also.

  1. Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
    Two test tickles
  2. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are? and he replied, Aisle B, back."
  3. How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
  4. I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced... I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.
  5. My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
    barbie queue.
  6. Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women... For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
  7. What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up.
  8. Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No?
    How about now?
    Now?
  9. My girlfriend started taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed with her a few months ago It's been a little rocky between us ever since
  10. A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.

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Dolls One Liners

Which dolls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolls? I can suggest the ones about toys and barbie.

  1. I went to the acupuncturist the other day When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
  2. Why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
  3. I really don't like russian dolls... They are so full of themselves.
  4. I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves
  5. To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
  6. Why are Russian dolls so egocentric? Because they are full of themselves.
  7. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
  8. I went to see an acupuncturist.. When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
  9. How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
  10. Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
  11. Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves
  12. I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves
  13. I used to date a Russian doll But I left her because she was full of herself.
  14. Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
  15. I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full.

Russian Dolls Jokes

Here is a list of funny russian dolls jokes and even better russian dolls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you want to know why I hate Russian dolls? Because they are so full of them selfs
    *ba dum tiss*
  • I used to like Russian dolls Until i realised they were full of themselves
  • I can't stand Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • I can't stand Russian nesting dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls. They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.
  • I'm not a big fan of Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves.
  • Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant.
  • My Russian doll passed away. I'm not looking forward to the funerals.
  • You can never really love Russian dolls. They're just so full of themselves.

Dolls House Jokes

Here is a list of funny dolls house jokes and even better dolls house puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
  • Yo if my son comes home & try's to play with my daughters doll house... I'm going to break it over his head & say n my voice stop that's gay .
    - Kevin Hart
Dolls joke, Yo if my son comes home & try's to play with my daughters doll house...

Guys And Dolls Jokes

Here is a list of funny guys and dolls jokes and even better guys and dolls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a guy who gets turned on by Pinocchio dolls? A Gepettophile.
  • t**... Good- I've just had a t**....
    Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
    Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
  • Did you guys hear about the new taliban inflatable s**... dolls? They blow themselves up!!!!
  • Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll? Police are saying it's the first known case of a knick-knack-p**...-wack.
Dolls joke, Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dolls can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dolls puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughter Dolls Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about dolls you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean blow up doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dolls prank.

A man had 3 daughters.

A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"
"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.

Two drunks are looking to get laid

After a hard night drinking so they make their way to a nearby brothel. The madam, noticing the extent of their intoxication, puts them up in two attic rooms with a couple of blow up dolls. When they meet again afterwards, one says to the other " I think my woman was dead beause she just did not move and was stone cold." The other one said " I think mine was a witch... as soon as I bit her n**..., shelets out a big f**... and flies out of the window"

Why do people hate babushka dolls?

Because they are so full of themselves....

Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable s**... dolls

They blow themselves up.

Blow-up dolls

I went to my local s**... shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help? 
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female? 
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette? 
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference? 
He said the Muslim blows itself up.

Went to a s**... shop today

Said to the guy at the counter if they had any s**... dolls...
He replied "do you want a white one or Muslim one?"
I asked what the difference was as he replied "the Muslim one blows itself up!".

A sailor is being asked by a reporter

"Was there ever a situation in your voyages when you were afraid?"
"Yeah, once we were transporting a container of 500.000 dolls. A storm just started and the ship leaned hard on its side. At that moment all the dolls cried "MAMA"...That's when I s**... myself with fear."

Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need.

My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls

They always went down on the customer.

I hate those Babushka dolls...

...they're so full of themselves!

Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls?

There's tall, short, and great personality

Two drunk men visit a brothel

The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.

Did you hear ISIS secretly makes s**... toys?

They specialise in blow up dolls

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack p**... whack...

Did you know ISIS has its own s**... toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

Why does Mickelson travel with two s**... dolls?

just in case he gets a hole in one

A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.

She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."

I Hadn't been into a s**... shop in a long time.

Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...
I guess that's from all the inflation.

Did you hear about Syrian s**... dolls?

They blow themselves up!

Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up s**... dolls with him at all times?

Incase he gets a hole in one.

Disney have brought out a range of George Lucas dolls, complete with realistic features.

They keep selling out.

A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center.

They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

Something happened at a friend's work

A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center. They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

What's the worst thing about Babushka Dolls?

They're full of themselves..

What do dolls like to eat?

Barbie Q

What's the best part about Islamic s**... dolls?

They blow themselves up

I really dislike Russian dolls

They're so full of themselves

What do all Muslim girls want for Christmas?

Blow up dolls.

What kind of ancient magic makes you p**... your pants?

Voodoodoo dolls

What do terrorists and inflatable s**... dolls have in common?

They both get blown up to be greeted by virgins.

What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park?

A Barbie-queue

I bought one of those new robot s**... dolls

but it was unwilling to have s**... with me. So I called the manufacturer and they said they'd have her fixed before I came back from my job.
After a long day, I came home to find the engineer having s**... with my robot. I asked what was happening and the robot said The engineer knew how to turn me on .
If someone else has already posted this, please give them credit.

What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?

Barbie Queue.

Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

My wife just told there was a brothel opening up featuring only s**... dolls.

I told her if I wanted to have s**... with an inanimate object I would resume having s**... with her.

Did you hear about the legal brothel in Canada?

"Yeah I hear all the girls are real dolls."

Bought myself one of those blow up s**... dolls the other day..

I bit her and she went down on me.

I brought gifts to an orphanage to cheer the kids up

Apparently, blow up dolls are not consider toys especially after they explode.

What do you call a line up of dolls?

A Barbie Queue

Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker

It's now a Barbie-cue

It's fairly normal if you talk to your dolls and toys.

It's totally not if they talk back.

Islamic s**... dolls are the best

They blow themselves up

Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

It was going great with my girlfriend until she started putting her Sylvester Stallone dolls in the middle of the bed.

Things have been a little Rocky between us ever since.

What do you call...

...a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?

a Barbie queue

Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy

because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!

Two elderly men

Got wasted drunk one evening and decided to go to a brothel.
The madam seeing how out of it both of them were decided to give them blow up dolls instead of real women.
The next day the two old men met up again and started sharing their experiences of the previous night.
The first one went.
"I think mine was dead. I moved her, shook her. No reaction whatsoever".
The other guy said.
"This is nothing. I'm convinced mine was a witch. In the heat of the moment as we were going at it I bit her a**.... She let out a massive f**.... Then flew out the window taking my dentures with her."

A friend of mine worked at a production line for a toy factory, producing Dracula dolls. Shortly before Halloween, demand was high, but he only had one colleague.

So he had to make every second Count.

Dolls joke, Why are Russian dolls so egocentric?

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