The Best 53 Dolls Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dolls jokes. There are some dolls matryoshka jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dolls barbie doll puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dolls Jokes and Puns

I really don't like russian dolls...

They are so full of themselves.

A man had 3 daughters.

A man had 3 daughters.

The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"

"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.

Two drunks are looking to get laid

After a hard night drinking so they make their way to a nearby brothel. The madam, noticing the extent of their intoxication, puts them up in two attic rooms with a couple of blow up dolls. When they meet again afterwards, one says to the other " I think my woman was dead beause she just did not move and was stone cold." The other one said " I think mine was a witch... as soon as I bit her nipple, shelets out a big fart and flies out of the window"

Dolls joke, Two drunks are looking to get laid

Why do people hate babushka dolls?

Because they are so full of themselves....

Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable sex dolls

They blow themselves up.


I don't like Russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves

Blow-up dolls

I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help? 

I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female? 

I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette? 

I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?

I asked what's the difference? 

He said the Muslim blows itself up.

Dolls joke, Blow-up dolls

Went to a sex shop today

Said to the guy at the counter if they had any sex dolls...

He replied "do you want a white one or Muslim one?"

I asked what the difference was as he replied "the Muslim one blows itself up!".

A sailor is being asked by a reporter

"Was there ever a situation in your voyages when you were afraid?"

"Yeah, once we were transporting a container of 500.000 dolls. A storm just started and the ship leaned hard on its side. At that moment all the dolls cried "MAMA"...That's when I shat myself with fear."

Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need.

My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls

They always went down on the customer.

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I hate those Babushka dolls...

...they're so full of themselves!

Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls?

There's tall, short, and great personality

A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory...

...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.

Two drunk men visit a brothel

The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.

After finishing their act ,on their way back ...

1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!

1st drunk: Why would u say that???

2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her bum.....She farted in my face and flew out of the window.

Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys?

They specialise in blow up dolls

Dolls joke, Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys?

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack paddy whack...

Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

Why does Mickelson travel with two sex dolls?

just in case he gets a hole in one


A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.

She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."

I Hadn't been into a sex shop in a long time.

Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...

I guess that's from all the inflation.

Did you hear about Syrian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up!

Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious.

They're so full of themselves.

Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times?

Incase he gets a hole in one.

Russians dolls.

They're so full of themselves

A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center.

They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

Something happened at a friend's work

A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center. They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

What's the best part about Islamic sex dolls?

They blow themselves up

I hate Russian dolls

They're so full of themselves

I can't stand Russian nesting dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

What do terrorists and inflatable sex dolls have in common?

They both get blown up to be greeted by virgins.

I bought one of those new robot sex dolls

but it was unwilling to have sex with me. So I called the manufacturer and they said they'd have her fixed before I came back from my job.

After a long day, I came home to find the engineer having sex with my robot. I asked what was happening and the robot said The engineer knew how to turn me on .

If someone else has already posted this, please give them credit.

I'm not a big fan of Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?

Barbie Queue.

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women...

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

My wife just told there was a brothel opening up featuring only sex dolls.

I told her if I wanted to have sex with an inanimate object I would resume having sex with her.

Bought myself one of those blow up sex dolls the other day..

I bit her and she went down on me.

What do you call a line up of dolls?

A Barbie Queue

Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker

It's now a Barbie-cue

You can never really love Russian dolls.

They're just so full of themselves.

Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls.

They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.

Islamic sex dolls are the best

They blow themselves up

Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

I used to like Russian dolls

Until i realised they were full of themselves

It was going great with my girlfriend until she started putting her Sylvester Stallone dolls in the middle of the bed.

Things have been a little Rocky between us ever since.

What do you call...

...a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?



a Barbie queue

I can't stand Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy

because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!

Did you guys hear about the new taliban inflatable sex dolls?

They blow themselves up!!!!

What do you call a guy who gets turned on by Pinocchio dolls?

A Gepettophile.

Do you want to know why I hate Russian dolls?

Because they are so full of them selfs

*ba dum tiss*

I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced...

I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.

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