Dollar Coins Jokes
25 dollar coins jokes and hilarious dollar coins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dollar coins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dollar Coins Short Jokes
Short dollar coins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dollar coins humour may include short dollar bill jokes also.
- I've invented a machine that prints money. I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents. - I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow. When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy... - Someone threw a dollar coin at the mayor of Detroit Police are trying to figure out if it's assault or a bailout package.
- Why do they want to change the faces on dollar bills but not on coins? Because the only constant is change.
- Dollar bill With a COIN !! :D "I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They've already done it. It's called a nickel" -Jay Leno
- If a had a dollar for every time a girl complemented my looks I'd have roughly two chucky cheese coins.
- I'm an expert gambler. I found this machine at the casino once where I won every time. You just insert a dollar and it spits out 4 coins!
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Dollar Coins One Liners
Which dollar coins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dollar coins? I can suggest the ones about gold coins and dollars.
- Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change.
- How come coins are different from dollars? Dollars don't make cents.
- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted? A half dollar.
- If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?
Cheeky Dollar Coins Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about dollar coins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old coin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dollar coins pranks.
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A man goes to ask the great guru, "Which is better, large b**... or small b**...?"
The great guru asks him "How much money do you have in bills in your wallet?"
The man quickly counts the money. "Thirty dollars."
"And if you had thirty dollars in coins," said the guru, "which would have the greater mass- the coins or the bills?"
"The coins of course."
"But which would have the greater value?"
At this moment, the man was enlightened.
A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...
and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."
"I want a dragon."
"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"
"I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet."
"...what color dragon do you want?"
If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing!
And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
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I saw a crippled man in a wheelchair at a gas station once.
He bought a couple of scratch off lottery tickets, scratched the surface with his coin, and shouted with glee, I won ten thousand dollars! . Well I was broke, and I needed gas money to get to my shift at work. I asked the crippled man, excuse me sir? Is there any possible way I could have ten dollars, just to put into my gas tank so I can get to work? The crippled man stared deeply at me and said, you can have your ten dollars when you pry them from my cold dead hands.
And that's the story of how I got ten thousand dollars.
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Hey grandpa, do you know that mom said that she will never forgive you because you let me eat a coin and didn't do anything?
She must be nuts if she thinks that I will spend thousands of dollars in a hospital just to get 10 cents back
A grade school teacher was instructing her students on the value of coins.
She took a half-dollar and laid it on her desk. "Can any of you tell me what it is?" she asked.
From the back of the room came the answer: "Tails!"
So I won a grand prize at a local trivia game.
They went up to me and said, Congrats! You've won
a 1 British dollar Sandwich that compresses 1/4 gallons worth of 25c coins!
And I said, So a 1 pound quart quarter pounder quarter pounder?
The Engineer's Trainee
So one day at a coin mint, an engineer who works there is taking a trainee for a tour and shows him how everything works. They approach the dollar-making machine. After explaining it, the Engineer says:
"Well, what do you think? Complicated?"
And the Trainee says:
"No, I completely understand it; it makes sense."
To which the Engineer replies:
"No, it makes dollars."
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A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have s**... with you and I'll make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 dollars on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend to ask for advice. The boyfriend says, "Ask him for $2,000, then just pick up the money real fast so he won't have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
Half an hour later the boyfriend calls back and asks, "So what happened?
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The secretary responds, The, ba ba-b**..., us-used, coins!!
A teacher starts working at a new school
A teacher starts working at a new school. He soon finds out that one of the kids is always being bullied and picked on. Everyone calls this kid "Manny the Fool". During one of the breaks he asks some of the students how Manny earned his nickname. The kids laugh and offer a demonstration. They call Manny over and offer him two coins - a quarter and a silver dollar. Without thinking Manny picks the quarter and runs away. The kids all laugh at this and go back to their lessons.
Bewildered, the teacher calls "Manny the Fool" over and asks him, "Manny, why did you take the quarter? Don't you know that the silver dollar is worth more?"
"Yeah," says Manny, "but if I take the silver dollar, they will stop giving me money."