Dolla Jokes
95 dolla jokes and hilarious dolla puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dolla that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Dolla Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good dolla joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
If I had a Dollar,
If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.
For every dollar a man makes....
For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents.
Thats not right
Thats not fair
The mans only left with 30!
-Bo Burnham
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud...
...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket
If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..
Then again I just wish people would talk to me
If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
ba dum tsss
If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation s**......
I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.
If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid...
I'd be a p**....
If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home...
I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat
If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars
Because some black guy would have robbed me
If I had a dollar for every time I read "OP is a racist"
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read
I was at my bank today and there was just an Asian lady ahead of me
who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!"
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist,
I'd be as rich as a Jew
If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting
I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican.
If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly...
Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly.
If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card
...I'd have $0.77 cents.
If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive...
I'd have a dollar, thanks mom
If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
If I had a dollar for every time I had s**...
I'd be a cheap p**...
If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down...
They wouldn't turn me down anymore.
If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life
I'd have *n* dollars
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Dolla One Liners
Which dolla one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolla? I can suggest the ones about rapper and fluctuations.
- What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo
- What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!
