Dolla Jokes
92 dolla jokes and hilarious dolla puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dolla that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Dolla Jokes for Lovely Laughter
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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
If I had a Dollar,
If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud...
...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket
If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..
Then again I just wish people would talk to me
If I had a dollar for every time Xbox live went down,
I'd buy a gaming PC.
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If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot...
Uh...d**... it!
If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
ba dum tsss
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If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?
If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home...
I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat
If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite...
I wouldn't take the money.
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What do you get from a dollar-an-hour h**...?
A lot of bang for your buck.
If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly...
Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly.
If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
If you have a dollar..
you're a billionthaire.
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If I had a dollar for every time I had s**...
I'd be a cheap p**...
If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down...
They wouldn't turn me down anymore.
If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life
I'd have *n* dollars
If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...
I would have one dollar... thanks mom...
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If I had a dollar for every time somebody called me s**......
I'd have one dollar. Thank you, Uncle Harold!
If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist
I'd have $0.60.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I would have 2 dollars
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Dolla One Liners
Which dolla one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dolla? I can suggest the ones about rapper and fluctuations.
- What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo
- What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!
