The Best 72 Dolla Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dolla jokes. There are some dolla nizzle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dolla fitty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dolla Jokes and Puns

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

If I had a Dollar,

If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.

If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?

Someone else's pants on.

My grandfathers favorite joke.

Dolla joke, If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

ba dum tsss


If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.

If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid...

I'd be a prostitute.

Dolla joke, If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid...

If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars

Because some black guy would have robbed me

If I had a dollar for every time I read "OP is a racist"

I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read

I was at my bank today and there was just an Asian lady ahead of me

who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!"

If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card

...I'd have $0.77 cents.

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If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive...

I'd have a dollar, thanks mom

If I had a dollar for every time I had sex

I'd be a cheap prostitute

If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down...

They wouldn't turn me down anymore.

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life

I'd have *n* dollars

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...

I would have one dollar... thanks mom...

Dolla joke, If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...

I have a "One dollar, one inch" rule with the ladies: you give me a dollar, you get an inch.

You give me three dollars, you get it all.

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined

If I had a dollar...

For every time I disappointed my family, I would have enough to make them proud.


If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said

a black guy would probably rob me.

If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've had

Does money even matter

If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted...

I wish I had a puppy

I i had a dollar for everytime someone called me mean...

I'd be meaner.

If I had one dollar for every gender, I'd have one dollar.

Because women are objects.

^^^^^rememberthisisajoke

If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline

To get to the other side

If I had a dollar every time I was called sexist...

I'd be making more money than the average woman

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have $1.77

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a feminist...

I would have 77 cents

Source: Male

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.

If I got a dollar every time a joke was reposted

Somebody would repost this joke and be richer than me

If I had a dollar for every racist comment I ever made.....

I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.

15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese

Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn't be complaining about capitalism.

If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you..

I'd start thinking about you.

If I had a dollar for every gender...

I'd have $1.70 because women make less.

If I had a dollar for every gender

I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

If I had a dollar for every time somebody called me stupid...

then I'd have $5.50

If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...

I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!

Exchange rate

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'. The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....

I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone bashing EA . . .

I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2

If I had a dollar everytime I wanted to die

I wouldn't want to die anymore

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..

I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

If I had a dollar for every time I was suspicious ...

I'd wonder why.

If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive...

....they would start to find me attractive.

If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis

Would it even matter?

If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...

...I could fix the economy they broke.

If I had a dollar for every time my wife said she was going on a diet

I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.

If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive

They'd soon find me attractive

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits

If i had a dollar for every girl that did not like me

Girls would like me

If I had a dollar everytime I thought about you

I would start thinking about you

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard of the IRS

I'd only have 90 cents for every time I've heard of the IRS

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.

If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then

I would have 37 dollars.

If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me naked...

...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.

I guess that's the price of inflation

If I had a dollar for every time a girl didn't find me attractive

***They'd eventually find me attractive***

If I had one dollar for every time someone complained about how rich Jeff Bezos is

I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive...

they would eventually find me very attractive.

If I had a dollar everyone called me handsome...

I'd have a dollar.

Thanks mom =(

For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair.

That only leaves the man with 30c.

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn.

If I had a dollar for everytime I didn't know what was going on

I would be like: "why is everyone giving me all this money?"

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a sexist.

I'd not have to ask for dowry.

If I had a dollar each time I didn't understand what's going on

I'd be like, "What's going on? Why are you people giving me money?"

If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive

I'd have enough to make me attractive again.

If I got a dollar for every time I thought about my wife

I would probably think about her a lot more

If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive

they'd eventually find me attractive.

What does a dollar bill say to another?

Never change.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw that rabbit typo joke reposted here

I'd be a millionhare

I only had a few dollars until someone dropped off a bag of quarters at my front door

I'm not sure how I feel about this sudden change

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