Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I responded, "How about now?"
I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Would it even matter?
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
a black guy would probably rob me.
I'd have $1.77
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
....they would start to find me attractive.
Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I would have one dollar... thanks mom...
I'd be a cheap prostitute
What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
Does money even matter
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
I'd start thinking about you.
They'd soon find me attractive
Black people would rob me
A blow up doll!
I would start thinking about you
A blow-up doll.
I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
..i would start to think about you
I'd be a prostitute.
I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.
They wouldn't turn me down anymore.
Black people would rob me
A blow up doll
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
They'd find me attractive.
A lot more black people would try to rob me
Girls would like me
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!
I'd have *n* dollars
I'd wonder why.
It blows itself up.
She tells the clerk she wants a sex doll.
He says" First off, do you want a man or a woman?"
Sey replies "A man"
Then he asks " Black or white"
She replies "White"
Finally he asks "Christian or Muslum"
She asks" what's the difference?"
He says" Well the Muslum blows itself up"
ba dum tsss
To get to the other side
I would have two dollars, and a lot of Counterfeits
I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.
It's great! It blows it self up.
I'd be meaner.
I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2
Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
Because Ken came in another box.
... then I probably wouldn't be complaining about capitalism.
I'd have $1.79
Black people would rob me
Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.
I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help?
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female?
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette?
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference?
He said the Muslim blows itself up.
I'd have a dollar, thanks mom
I'd be making more money than the average woman
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.
...I'd have $0.77 cents.
I wouldn't want to die anymore
It's a blow-up doll.
...I could fix the economy they broke.
I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.
I wish I had a puppy
it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me.
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
Because some black guy would have robbed me
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.
For every time I disappointed my family, I would have enough to make them proud.
Nothing grows in the shade.
Because women are objects.
^^^^^rememberthisisajoke
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
You give me three dollars, you get it all.
then I'd have $5.50
Then again I just wish people would talk to me
I would have 77 cents
Source: Male
But I left her because she was full of herself.
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