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Discover a hilarious collection of jokes about dolls, including blow up dolls, Barbie dolls, chucky dolls, voodoo dolls, russian dolls, and more. Enjoy the quirky and funny collection of jokes that will have you laughing out loud. Perfect for kids who loves dolls and toys, or even adults who love to reminisce about a childhood favorite. Get ready to laugh with this collection of doll jokes!

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Funniest Doll Short Jokes

Short doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doll humour may include short duck jokes also.

  1. Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
    Two test tickles
  2. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are? and he replied, Aisle B, back."
  3. How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
  4. I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced... I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.
  5. My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
    barbie queue.
  6. Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women... For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
  7. What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up.
  8. Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No?
    How about now?
    Now?
  9. My girlfriend started taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed with her a few months ago It's been a little rocky between us ever since
  10. A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.

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Doll One Liners

Which doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doll? I can suggest the ones about pies and dummy.

  1. I went to the acupuncturist the other day When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
  2. Why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
  3. I really don't like russian dolls... They are so full of themselves.
  4. I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves
  5. To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
  6. Why are Russian dolls so egocentric? Because they are full of themselves.
  7. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
  8. I went to see an acupuncturist.. When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
  9. How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
  10. Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
  11. Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves
  12. I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves
  13. I used to date a Russian doll But I left her because she was full of herself.
  14. Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
  15. I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full.

Blow Up Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny blow up doll jokes and even better blow up doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up..
  • My girfriends a blow up doll She takes my breath away
  • I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress
  • I brought gifts to an orphanage to cheer the kids up Apparently, blow up dolls are not consider toys especially after they explode.
  • "Why is your blow up doll half deflated?" "She was getting a little heavy.."
  • What do all Muslim girls want for Christmas? Blow up dolls.
  • I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up
  • I used to 69 with my blow up doll But due to inflation now we only 96.
  • I thought I finally found a girl who wouldn't play hard to get. Then my roommate filled my blow-up doll with helium.
  • You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us

Barbie Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbie doll jokes and even better barbie doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a line up of dolls? A Barbie Queue
  • Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
  • What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill? Barbie Queue.
  • Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
  • How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
  • What do you call... ...a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?

    a Barbie queue
  • What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!
  • I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.
  • What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q
  • What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
Doll joke, What is the best Barbie Doll?

Ken Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny ken doll jokes and even better ken doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
  • Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
  • Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
  • What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
  • Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
    A: All Ken's stuff.
  • The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.
  • How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles.
  • Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll.

Russian Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny russian doll jokes and even better russian doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you want to know why I hate Russian dolls? Because they are so full of them selfs
    *ba dum tiss*
  • I used to like Russian dolls Until i realised they were full of themselves
  • I can't stand Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • I can't stand Russian nesting dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls. They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.
  • I'm not a big fan of Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  • Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves.
  • Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant.
  • My Russian doll passed away. I'm not looking forward to the funerals.
  • You can never really love Russian dolls. They're just so full of themselves.

Voodoo Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny voodoo doll jokes and even better voodoo doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me. I think he's pulling my leg.
  • I stuck some pins in a Voodoo Doll of my Arch enemy
    I managed to cure his backache
    And help him quit smoking
  • Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself Have fun getting back up
  • One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.
  • Whoever has my voodoo doll you're putting it in the wrong hole.
  • Things always have a way of going badly for me. I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.
  • Alright, man. We'll finish working on your voodoo doll tomorrow. But for now... ...let's just put a pin in it.
  • One time there was a small fire at a voodoo doll factory 10.000 people died.
  • I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.
  • If you currently have a voodoo doll of me Please scratch its b**... for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks
Doll joke, If you currently have a voodoo doll of me

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about doll can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of doll puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about doll you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean creature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make doll prank.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."


I responded, "How about now?"

If I had a Dollar,

If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.

Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes.

Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud...

...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket

If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?

Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.

You know why dolly parton has small feet?

Nothing grows in the shade.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

A woman walks into a s**... shop

She tells the clerk she wants a s**... doll.
He says" First off, do you want a man or a woman?"
Sey replies "A man"
Then he asks " Black or white"
She replies "White"
Finally he asks "Christian or Muslum"
She asks" what's the difference?"
He says" Well the Muslum blows itself up"

If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

ba dum tsss

Blow-up dolls

I went to my local s**... shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help? 
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female? 
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette? 
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference? 
He said the Muslim blows itself up.

Bought a Muslim s**... doll today

It blows itself up.

If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.

If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid...

I'd be a p**....

If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars

Because some black guy would have robbed me

What is an extremist's favourite thing to have s**... with?

A blow up doll

If I had a dollar for every time I read "OP is a racist"

I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read

If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist,

I'd be as rich as a Jew

If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting

I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican.

If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly...

Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly.

If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card

...I'd have $0.77 cents.

If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive...

I'd have a dollar, thanks mom

I bought a new s**... doll...

it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have s**... with me.

If I had a dollar for every time I had s**...

I'd be a cheap p**...

If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down...

They wouldn't turn me down anymore.

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life

I'd have *n* dollars

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...

I would have one dollar... thanks mom...

If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist

I'd have $0.60.

If I had a dollar for every gender

I would have 2 dollars

I have a "One dollar, one inch" rule with the ladies: you give me a dollar, you get an inch.

You give me three dollars, you get it all.

A Guy Walks Into A s**... Shop....

He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined

If I had a dollar...

For every time I disappointed my family, I would have enough to make them proud.

If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said

a black guy would probably rob me.

If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've had

Does money even matter

If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted...

I wish I had a puppy

I i had a dollar for everytime someone called me mean...

I'd be meaner.

If I had a dollar every time my father said he was disappointed in me. . .

He wouldn't be disappointed

If I had one dollar for every gender, I'd have one dollar.

Because women are objects.
^^^^^rememberthisisajoke

If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline

To get to the other side

If I had a dollar every time I was called sexist...

I'd be making more money than the average woman

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have $1.77

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a feminist...

I would have 77 cents
Source: Male

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.

If I got a dollar every time a joke was reposted

Somebody would repost this joke and be richer than me

If I had a dollar for every year since the beginning of time...

I could buy Whole Foods

So I walked into a s**... shop the other day...

Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.

If I had a dollar for every racist comment I ever made.....

I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.

15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese

Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.

What does an ISIS member use for s**...?

A blow-up doll.

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn't be complaining about capitalism.

If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you..

I'd start thinking about you.

If I had a dollar for every gender...

I'd have $1.70 because women make less.

If I had a dollar for every gender

I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

If I had a dollar for every time somebody called me s**......

then I'd have $5.50

If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...

I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....

I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone bashing EA . . .

I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2

If I had a dollar everytime I wanted to die

I wouldn't want to die anymore

If I had a dollar for every time a woman thought I was unattractive...

I would start looking a lot more attractive

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..

I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

Isis sent me a s**... doll today

It's great! It blows it self up.

If I had a dollar for every time I was suspicious ...

I'd wonder why.

If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive...

....they would start to find me attractive.

If I got 5 dollars for every gender

I'd have $10 and a lot of counterfeit money

If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis

Would it even matter?

If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...

...I could fix the economy they broke.

If I had a dollar for every time my wife said she was going on a diet

I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.

If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive

They'd soon find me attractive

if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits

What do you call a Jihadi s**... toy?

A blow-up doll.

Doll joke, What do you call a Jihadi s**... toy?

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