The Best 85 Doll Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Doll Jokes and Puns
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."
I responded, "How about now?"
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
Joke my dad loved
What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles
A woman walks into a sex shop
She tells the clerk she wants a sex doll.
He says" First off, do you want a man or a woman?"
Sey replies "A man"
Then he asks " Black or white"
She replies "White"
Finally he asks "Christian or Muslum"
She asks" what's the difference?"
He says" Well the Muslum blows itself up"
If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
ba dum tsss
Blow-up dolls
I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help?
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female?
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette?
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference?
He said the Muslim blows itself up.
Bought a Muslim sex doll today
It blows itself up.
If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...
I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.
If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid...
I'd be a prostitute.
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If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars
Because some black guy would have robbed me
What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW]
A blow up doll!
What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with?
A blow up doll
If I had a dollar for every time I read "OP is a racist"
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read
If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card
...I'd have $0.77 cents.
If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive...
I'd have a dollar, thanks mom
I bought a new sex doll...
it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me.
If I had a dollar for every time I had sex
I'd be a cheap prostitute
If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down...
They wouldn't turn me down anymore.
Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...
It's a blow-up doll.
If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life
I'd have *n* dollars
If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...
I would have one dollar... thanks mom...
A Guy Walks Into A Sex Shop....
He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.
If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
a black guy would probably rob me.
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've had
Does money even matter
If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted...
I wish I had a puppy
I i had a dollar for everytime someone called me mean...
I'd be meaner.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in another box.
If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline
To get to the other side
If I had a dollar every time I was called sexist...
I'd be making more money than the average woman
If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have $1.77
How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"?
Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
So I walked into a sex shop the other day...
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
If I had a dollar for every racist comment I ever made.....
I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.
15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese
Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
What does an ISIS member use for sex?
A blow-up doll.
If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism
... then I probably wouldn't be complaining about capitalism.
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you..
I'd start thinking about you.
If I had a dollar for every gender...
I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!
If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....
I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone bashing EA . . .
I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2
If I had a dollar everytime I wanted to die
I wouldn't want to die anymore
If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
Isis sent me a sex doll today
It's great! It blows it self up.
If I had a dollar for every time I was suspicious ...
I'd wonder why.
If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive...
....they would start to find me attractive.
If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis
Would it even matter?
If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...
...I could fix the economy they broke.
If I had a dollar for every time my wife said she was going on a diet
I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive
They'd soon find me attractive
If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
If i had a dollar for every girl that did not like me
Girls would like me
If I had a dollar everytime I thought about you
I would start thinking about you
If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.
If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then
I would have 37 dollars.
My wife just yelled...
...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"
If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me naked...
...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.
To whoever has my voodoo doll,
please hold its hand.
I have purchased a new realistic sex doll.
She is so realistic that she only wants to be friends with me.
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.
I guess that's the price of inflation
If I had a dollar for every time a girl didn't find me attractive
***They'd eventually find me attractive***
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked...
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned I replied "No..."
She responded "How about now?"
If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive...
they would eventually find me very attractive.
A mother asks her two sons who broke her favorite vase. She told them she won't get angry if they told the truth, yet one of them lied. The first son said he played soccer in the house but broke nothing. The second son said he only broke his own doll house. Who's lying?
The mother is, we all know she will stil get angry no matter what.
If I had a dollar everyone called me handsome...
I'd have a dollar.
Thanks mom =(
I went to see an acupuncturist..
When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
My wife yelled to me from upstairs.
Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,
like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"
Me: "No.. why."
Wife:. "How about now.?"
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair.
That only leaves the man with 30c.
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.
I could almost afford a small popcorn.
I went to the acupuncturist the other day
When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about my wife
I would probably think about her a lot more
I stuck some pins in a Voodoo Doll of my Arch enemy
I managed to cure his backache
And help him quit smoking
The Dolly Parton Diet
A guy walks into a bar and orders a light beer. "How's your New Year's diet coming along?" the bartender asks. "It's going okay, but I'm not losing as much as my buddy Joe. He went on that new Dolly Parton diet," the guy says. "It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean."
If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive
they'd eventually find me attractive.
What does a dollar bill say to another?
Never change.
Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask
It's called worKN95
If I had a dollar for every time I saw that rabbit typo joke reposted here
I'd be a millionhare
I only had a few dollars until someone dropped off a bag of quarters at my front door
I'm not sure how I feel about this sudden change
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