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Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I responded, "How about now?"
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles
She tells the clerk she wants a sex doll.
He says" First off, do you want a man or a woman?"
Sey replies "A man"
Then he asks " Black or white"
She replies "White"
Finally he asks "Christian or Muslum"
She asks" what's the difference?"
He says" Well the Muslum blows itself up"
ba dum tsss
I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help?
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female?
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette?
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference?
He said the Muslim blows itself up.
It blows itself up.
I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.
I'd be a prostitute.
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Because some black guy would have robbed me
A blow up doll!
A blow up doll
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read
...I'd have $0.77 cents.
I'd have a dollar, thanks mom
it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me.
I'd be a cheap prostitute
They wouldn't turn me down anymore.
It's a blow-up doll.
I'd have *n* dollars
I would have one dollar... thanks mom...
He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
a black guy would probably rob me.
Does money even matter
I wish I had a puppy
I'd be meaner.
Because Ken came in another box.
To get to the other side
I'd be making more money than the average woman
I'd have $1.77
Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.
Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
A blow-up doll.
... then I probably wouldn't be complaining about capitalism.
I'd start thinking about you.
I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!
I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
I still wouldn't have enough to unlock everything in Battlefront 2
I wouldn't want to die anymore
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
It's great! It blows it self up.
I'd wonder why.
....they would start to find me attractive.
Would it even matter?
...I could fix the economy they broke.
I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.
They'd soon find me attractive
I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
Girls would like me
I would start thinking about you
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.
I would have 37 dollars.
...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"
...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.
please hold its hand.
She is so realistic that she only wants to be friends with me.
I guess that's the price of inflation
***They'd eventually find me attractive***
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned I replied "No..."
She responded "How about now?"
they would eventually find me very attractive.
The mother is, we all know she will stil get angry no matter what.
I'd have a dollar.
Thanks mom =(
When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,
like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"
Me: "No.. why."
Wife:. "How about now.?"
Ken came in another box.
That only leaves the man with 30c.
I could almost afford a small popcorn.
When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
She yelled back, "How about now?"
I would probably think about her a lot more
I managed to cure his backache
And help him quit smoking
A guy walks into a bar and orders a light beer. "How's your New Year's diet coming along?" the bartender asks. "It's going okay, but I'm not losing as much as my buddy Joe. He went on that new Dolly Parton diet," the guy says. "It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean."
they'd eventually find me attractive.
Never change.
It's called worKN95
I'd be a millionhare
I'm not sure how I feel about this sudden change
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