The Best 7 Dojo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dojo jokes. There are some dojo jiujitsu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dojo bader puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dojo Jokes and Puns

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

Hayato had a question

Then he headed to master Akira dojo on the top of the mountain, when he finally got there Hayato asked to the master:

-Master Akira, why people say that all the japaneses are alike?

And then he aswered:

-I'm not master Akira, he's over there.

Well that was one of the best martial arts pick up lines

What do you call a Judaic dojo that is into black magic?

A Jew Juju jiu jitsu parlor

I walked into an underemployed martial arts dojo today and offered my skills.

In no time, I was HI-YA'd!

You know about the Matzo Maker to opened a dojo?

He wanted to practice his judo.


Street Fighter: What did an angry Ryu say when Ken came up to him and asked if he could go to the upper floor of the dojo?

...Shoryuken!

Did you hear about the sketchy Karate School in the new Powerpuff Girls series?

Mojo Jojo's Dojo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dojo shaolin puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dojo sensei piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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