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18 doin jokes and hilarious doin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Doin Jokes

Short doin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doin humour may include short hows jokes also.

  1. I'm painting my entry door and my kid walks downstairs... And asks "Hey Dad how's the door doin'?"
    And I respond "eh it's hanging in there."
    Best setup for a Dad joke I had yet.
  2. Two blind men were talking on a streetcorner A fisheman walks by with his catch of the day. The first blind guy whistles at him and the second one says "how you doin?"
  3. So far I'm doin well on my New Years resolution. I'm eating much less. So far just two days worth of food, last year I ate like 52 weeks of it
  4. My last relationship sank... in the Marianas Trench, but I still dive in every once in a while to see how the wrecks doin'.
  5. What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the "eh" is in the sentence.
    Canadian: "How you doin, eh?"
    Italian: "Eh! How you doin?"
  6. Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
  7. Why did the woman get kicked out of the Amish society? Because she was doin two menanight!
  8. I don't know how people get addicted to drugs i've been doin m**... for 20 years and never once got addicted

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Doin joke, I don't know how people get addicted to drugs


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about doin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of doin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Doin One Liners

Which doin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doin? I can suggest the ones about perform and yer.

  1. Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing
  2. My favourite drug is time I love doin' time with the boys.
  3. Hi Theodore, how you doin this morning? Hi, I actually prefer Teddy.
    Ok there Theo.
  4. Hey, watcha doin'? Burnin' fat.
    Workin' out?
    Barbecue.
  5. This week on the walking dead... Little Kid: Whatcha' doin'?
    Carol: Say my name.
  6. FINISH THIS SAYING -Whatcha doin'?
  7. I'm doin' m**... I just remembered the cubic subtrection formule

Doin joke, I'm doin' m**...

Uproarious Doin Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about doin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make doin prank.

A man finds a genie in a bottle

He rubs it. A genie pops out "you have two wishes"
The guy says "hold up, aren't I supposed to get three wishes?"
the genie replies "Check your pants"
The guy looks down his pants, and slightly surprised, says "how did you know?"
Genie says "I've been doin this a while."

Bury the dead!

One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your f**...' cat!!!"

A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,

when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."

Bubba and Earl

Earl walks into Bubba's barn and finds Bubba dancing n**... in front of his John Deere. Earl says "Bubba what are you doin' "
Bubba says "Me and the wife haven't been doin so good in the bedroom lately and the therapist said I should do something s**... to a tractor"

Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

"Waddaya doin?" She asked. 
"Huntin Flies" He responded. 
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked. 
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?" 
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

My Chinese friend got really sick one day

I went to the hospital to see how he's doin, but he just kept whispering Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan!" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and a few days later I googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means You're standing on my oxygen tube.

Doin joke, Hi Theodore, how you doin this morning?

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The impact of these doin jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.