The Best 11 Doin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doin jokes. There are some doin gettin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doin thinkin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doin Jokes and Puns

A man finds a genie in a bottle

He rubs it. A genie pops out "you have two wishes"

The guy says "hold up, aren't I supposed to get three wishes?"

the genie replies "Check your pants"

The guy looks down his pants, and slightly surprised, says "how did you know?"

Genie says "I've been doin this a while."

Bury the dead!

One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!!!"

A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,

when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."

Doin joke, A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,

Bubba and Earl

Earl walks into Bubba's barn and finds Bubba dancing naked in front of his John Deere. Earl says "Bubba what are you doin' "

Bubba says "Me and the wife haven't been doin so good in the bedroom lately and the therapist said I should do something sexy to a tractor"

Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

"Waddaya doin?" She asked. 
"Huntin Flies" He responded. 
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked. 
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?" 
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

I don't know how people get addicted to drugs

i've been doin meth for 20 years and never once got addicted

So there is a man from Appalachia

And one weekend he leaves to go fishing with his friends. When he arrives home he finds his wife packing up all of her stuff.

He asked "What are yall doin?"

She replied "I'm leavin you!"

He looked confused and saddened and asked her why.

She told him "My friends say you're a pedophile!"

He was shocked and said "Pedophile?! That's a mighty big word for an 11 year old"

Doin joke, So there is a man from Appalachia

My Chinese friend got really sick one day

I went to the hospital to see how he's doin, but he just kept whispering Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan!" over and over – and then died.

I was very sad and a few days later I googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means You're standing on my oxygen tube.

Two blind men were talking on a streetcorner

A fisheman walks by with his catch of the day. The first blind guy whistles at him and the second one says "how you doin?"

So far I'm doin well on my New Years resolution. I'm eating much less.

So far just two days worth of food, last year I ate like 52 weeks of it

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence.

Canadian: "How you doin, eh?"
Italian: "Eh! How you doin?"

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doin jaysus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doin ere piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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