The Best 6 Dogshit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dogshit jokes. There are some dogshit fishin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dogshit turd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dogshit Jokes and Puns

After many years of marriage, my wife still gets mad when i use her toothbrush.

How else can you get dogshit off your shoes?

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor I am very sad"

Doctor: "Treatment is simple - go see Orville, very funny clown!"
Pagliacci: "What about Pagliacci?"
Doctor: "Pagliacci? Man I could not name a more suckass clown!"
Pagliacci: ...
Doctor: "Just downright dogshit of a clown"

My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush.

So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'

What's the similarity between women and dogshit?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

My dog thinks I'm a 1%er

And I pick up his dogshit

What did the Tomatodad say to the Tomatoson when he was slower than him when crossing the road?

"Son, you're like dogshit, always in the middle of the road.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dogshit rubbish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dogshit thibodeaux piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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