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178 dogs jokes and hilarious dogs puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about dogs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Embark on a fun and amusing journey as we share our whimsical list of Jokes about Dogs! These jokes are ideal ice-breakers and conversation starters; whether you're a dedicated dog owner, an animal lover, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Pepper your interactions with a chucklesome joke or two to bring a smile to someone's face, predictably making the day a tad more joyful. They are an excellent tool for driving away any awkward or tense situations, leaving behind light-hearted laughter.

Remember, laughter is universal, and who can resist the charm (and humor) of our beloved canine companions!

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Funniest Dogs Short Jokes

Short dogs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dogs humour may include short pets jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
  2. Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
  3. I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning... ...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.
  4. My teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank. She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.
  5. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  6. I entered my chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place! My dog came in third.
  7. I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
  8. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.. Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
  9. My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one She got even more upset and shouted at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
  10. As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
    2.) They LOVE chocolate.

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Dogs One Liners

Which dogs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dogs? I can suggest the ones about cats and hound dog.

  1. PETA is like a box of chocolates They kill dogs
  2. I'll never forget my dog's last words "You've taken too much acid."
  3. In America, dogs are k-9s But in China, dogs are e-10
  4. Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate They'll kill your dog
  5. Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog.
  6. I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried Onions was a good dog
  7. My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with? A dog, dogs eat meat
  8. What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.
  9. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store
  10. A lost dog strays into the jungle..
  11. Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements? Calcium, nickel, neon
  12. I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
  13. I have a dog with no legs I call him cigarette. Every night I take him out for a drag.
  14. My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex They are watch dogs
  15. Being a dog walker is so easy It's a literal walk in the park.

Two Dogs Jokes

Here is a list of funny two dogs jokes and even better two dogs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • • My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *"what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"*
  • My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one to try and cheer her up. But it made her even more upset.
    She screamed at me saying, What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?
  • My neighbor has two German Shepards that he has named "Rolex" and "Timex".... They're watch dogs
  • I've been interrogating the dog for two solid hours.
    He still won't tell me who's a good boy.
  • Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
  • My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.
    She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
  • I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega They're watch dogs...
  • It was so hot today... That I actually saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
  • My neighbor just walked by with two dogs. I said to him, "I didn't know you had any dogs."
    He replied, "They're not my dogs. They're my sister's."
    I said, "Wow, your sisters are ugly!"
  • What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Cats And Dogs Jokes

Here is a list of funny cats and dogs jokes and even better cats and dogs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
  • I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.
    I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.
  • "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat." "The librarian says, 'It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not!'"
  • *A joke my son told me* - What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A Cat-Has-Trophey!
  • Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
  • I was out on a first date and the lady asked me if I was more of a cat person or a dog person. I said "I'm a vegetarian."
  • If dogs have masters, what do cats have? Staff.
  • A guy asked an officer why is a dog called a K9? Because if its K10, it'll be a cat
  • A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
Dogs joke, A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

Cats Dogs Jokes

Here is a list of funny cats dogs jokes and even better cats dogs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
  • My date asked if I prefer cats or dogs. I replied, "I don't even see them on the menu. What page are you on?"
  • I asked a librarian for a book on Schrodinger's Cat and Pavlov's dog She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not
  • A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."
  • A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
  • Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
  • What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner.
  • Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all
  • Dogs can't read MRI's... ...but cats can.
  • It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle.

Dogs And Cats Jokes

Here is a list of funny dogs and cats jokes and even better dogs and cats puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not.
  • I went to the public library yesterday looking for that one book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
  • When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday. The next day we named the Dog curiosity.
  • How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you walk outside and step in a poodle.
  • How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God.
    Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God.
  • Why must you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle.
  • What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog.
  • The vet said she will put the dog down. "But why?!" exclaimed the owner.
    "Because he's heavy." explained the dogtor.
    -taken from a cat calendar.
  • What happens when it's raining cats and dogs? You have to look out for poodles.
  • What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"? It's Raining Cats and Dogs

Hot Dogs Jokes

Here is a list of funny hot dogs jokes and even better hot dogs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a hot dog? The hot dog might actually have some brains in it.
  • What do you call someone who microwaves hot dogs? Frank Zappa
  • What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
  • Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
  • A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, "Make me one with everything."
    Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
  • A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand. After contemplating in silence for a time, the Buddhist looks up to the vendor and says, Make me one with everything.
  • I saw Vanilla Ice at Madison Square Garden. He sold me a hot dog.
  • What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? You're on a roll!
  • Dad jokes are like hot dogs. Frankly, I can't get enough.
  • What do you call a spoiled hot dog? A Brat.
Dogs joke, What do you call a spoiled hot dog?

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What funny jokes about dogs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dogs pranks.

So there is a mother and her daughter sitting on the plane.

They haven't taken off yet and are still on the runway. The daughter, who is pretty young, say four or five, looks out the window and gets to thinking....
"Mommy. If big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens, then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"
And the mom, she's hungover and jet lagged.
"aw, baby, just go ask the stewardess"
So the daughter gets up to ask the flight attendant.
"Hey stewardess lady, if big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"
And the stewardss says "did your mother tell you to come ask me this?" The girl nods.
"well, you see, sweetheart, this is JetBlue. And we always pull out on time. That's why there's no baby airplanes. Go ask your mom about that."

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today...

A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a small, scruffy looking dog. He sets the dog on the agent's desk and begins his speech:
"Sir, I have for you the most amazing act. This dog can speak. And not only can he speak, he's one of the most intelligent dogs you'll ever meet. Allow me to demonstrate: Dog, what is on the top of a house?"
"Roof!" Says the dog.
"Amazing! Dog: what is the opposite of smooth?"
"Roof!" the dog replies.
"Incredible! Dog: who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
Again, the dog says "Roof!"
"Remarkable! So what do you think?"
The agent leans back in his chair and says "Get lost. I can't sell that carny act."
Outside the agent's office, the dog looks up at the man and says "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"

Late Night Phone Call To The Vet

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog
while the neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds,
rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage,
as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet,
who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his e**...
and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.

Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street...

...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua.
They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!"
"Just follow my lead," says the first guy.
He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!"
"But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german shepherd explains.
"Oh, excuse me, now I understand. Go right ahead," says the maitre'd.
The next guy walks up and the maitre'd stops him too. "You can't come in here with a dog!"
Following his friend's cue the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog!"
The maitre'd looks skeptical and says, "Sir - that's no seeing eye dog. It's just a chihuahua."
The guy jumps back in shock... "WHAT!? They gave me a chihuahua!!?"

Cops come to house to report my dogs.

The cops came to my house and said "We received a couple of calls saying that your dogs are chasing people on bikes."
I replied "Well that's a lie, my dogs don't have bikes."

Southwest

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

Dogs vs Girlfriends

If you ever want to see who is more loyal, your dog or your girlfriend, just take both of them in their sleep and put them in the trunk of your car. Drive around for a couple of hours, park, open the trunk, and see which one will be happy to see you.

90% of dogs in Korea are i**......

I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

Pavlov is sitting at a bar...

...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.

Just got a joke after 2 weeks.

Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says "f**...,I forgot to feed the dogs .

A dog goes into a hardware store...

...and says: I'd like a job please . The hardware store owner says: We don't hire talking dogs, why don't you go join the circus? The dog replies: What would the circus want with a plumber .
-Steven Alan Green

Little Johnny saw two dogs having s**... in the park...

... so he asks his mother what's going on.
The mom isn't ready to have "that talk" yet, so she makes up a story. "Well, Johnny," she says, "the d**... in the back hurt its front paws, so the one in the front is helping him get home."
Johnny thinks about that for a moment and then says, "Wow, so dogs are just like people, aren't they?"
The mom is puzzled by that. "What do you mean, Johnny?"
"Well," says Johnnie, "you try to help someone and you just end up getting s**...."

Two guys were walking their dogs....

Two guys were walking their dogs-one had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the Shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy says, "No? Watch this." So he puts on some dark glasses, acts like the German Shepherd is a seeing-eye dog, walks into the bar and orders a drink. And no one says anything. So the second guy takes out some dark glasses, slips them on, and walks his Chihuahua into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry-we don't allow dogs in here." And the man says, "It's okay-it's my seeing-eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "This Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" And the guy says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Dog names

A guy asked his blonde friend, What are the names of your dogs?
The she responded that one was named Rolex and the other Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."

A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.


Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."

Two kids are watching 2 dogs making love.

The female kid asks:
> How do the dogs know when they want to have s**...?
> The boy: I don't know... Maybe they smell it.
They sit and watch them a little more. And after a while the female kid asks:
>Do you have a runny nose?

A cowboy is riding his horse in the desert...

next to them his dog is running along. Suddenly the dog says:"I'm so hot right now. I cant take it anymore". The surprised cowboy looked at the dog and said: "Wow!I didn't know dogs could talk". Then suddenly the horse says: "Neither did I!!"

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs

I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself,

Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.

Canine Names

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Isn't it obvious?" the second blonde responded. "They're watch dogs!"

What did the scientist who was conducting s**... experiments on dogs say to his partner?

"If you need me, I'll be in the lab."

Two Scottish nuns

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it. "Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'.

The mother superior was first to open hers, stared at it for a moment, then leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

I bought my wife a new puppy for Valentine's Day! She's such a beautiful dog! Unfortunately, I forgot my wife is allergic to dogs... so I have to find her a new home. Can anybody help me out?

She's 5'5", 125lbs, and blonde. Free to good home.

Dogs can't operate an Mri machines...

But catscan

Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her.

The dog and I live happily together now.

An old h**... joke

Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?"

"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."
"Why the two dogs?"
"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"

I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when...

...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."

United States

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"

Dogs are the best. I have a lab.

It's a m**... lab. But I guard it with pit bulls.

I treat my family like dogs.

With financial support and unconditional love.

Don't be sad...

Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly.

A Scientist is with his peer

The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"
The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"
The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.
The peer says, "What is he saying?"
The scientist says, "Woof."

Why are dogs afraid of outer space?

Because it's a vacuum.

I told my girlfriend that if she wanted her Hersheys bar she had to bark like a dog

After she did it, I proceeded to eat it explaining that chocolate wasn't good for dogs.

Why are dogs so bad at dancing?

Because they have 2 left feet.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops...

They duck into an abandoned warehouse, each find a an empty sack, and climb into it.
Cops follow and poke the bag with the brunette. The brunette goes woof! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of dogs, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the redhead. The redhead goes meow! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of cats, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the blonde and the blonde goes Potato. Potato.

A mother and her son are sitting in an airplane.

The kid looks up and asks, "Mommy? If big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"
Mom thinks to herself that he is too young and she doesn't want to get into this so she tells the boy, "Go ask the flight attendant; maybe she can answer that for you."
So, he walks up and asks, "Ma'am, if big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"
She had overheard the mother's attempt to pass this off and replies, "Tell your mom that I said it's because Southwest airlines always pulls out on time and have her explain that to you..."

Where do dogs get new tails?

The retail store

Women say all men are dogs

but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.

Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?

Because most of them are i**....

Dogs can't get an MRI

But Catscan

Why are Asians so good at Math?

Their dogs can't eat their homework.

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Dogs already light up the room.

Guy walks into bar

Wanting to know who owns the Great Dane t**... outside because his dog just killed said Great Dane.
A man at the bar stands up obviously perplexed and says what kind of dog do you have that it just killed my Great Dane?
Other man responds proudly he owns a Chiwawa.
You're saying your Chiwawa killed my Great Dane? Not really believing what he was hearing.
Yes other man responds my dog got lodged in your dogs t**...

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners...

But catscan

I don't know why most people think a dogs life is so easy.

Everytime I come home from work I ask my dog how his day went and he always says rough.

Pets are like countries.

Dogs are like Canada. They're incredibly friendly, but to some, to a naive degree.

Cats are like England. They're rude and act like they're better than everybody, but we find them so charming for some reason.

Parrots are like America. They blindly repeat anybody they believe is of higher intelligence, especially if the owner is Russian.

Goldfish are like Carpatho-Ukraine. They'd be lucky to last a year.

How do dogs always know who is barking?

They have collar ID

Why is it that your dogs have to be vaccinated to go to the park and daycare, but your kids don't have to be?

Because it's sad when a dog dies.

In America some dogs are K-9

In China some dogs are E-10

Jokes

Vegan hot dogs are basically the s**... of food .
You want the sausage but not the meat

The World Health Organization has officially announced that dogs are not able to contract COVID-19 and have released them all from quarantine.

It's safe to say that WHO let the dogs out.

The World Health Organisation has confirmed canines do not carry the virus and can be released from pounds.

WHO let the dogs out.

I went to get my hair cut today but there were so many in front of me.

After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait.
It was the Best Barber Queue ever!

In America, dogs are K9.

In China, dogs are E10.

2 foreign immigrants have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other,

''"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

Why do dogs float?

because they're good buoys

I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says:

You spoil those dogs ....

Pavlov's dogs have started a charity for the holidays...

It's called "The Salivation Army"

My girlfriends dog died recently

So to cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. It didn't work.
She said "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Dogs joke, My girlfriends dog died recently

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