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Dogs And Cats Jokes

6 dogs and cats jokes and hilarious dogs and cats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dogs and cats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Dogs And Cats Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good dogs and cats joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Soo... I'm night blind.

I've ran over a lot of animals. Opossums, squirrels, raccoons. Dogs and cats of course. There was this one animal I never could figure out what it was. It yelled "Stop". It must have been a parrot.

Why don't dogs and cats mix?

Their bones clog up the blender.

My mother said that I'm indecisive

I couldn't understand where that came from, so I asked people. "It's because you like both dogs and cats" said my boyfriend. "No, no, no. It's because she likes both tea and coffee" said my girlfriend.

Dogs and cats both have a god complex

A dog looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. He must be a GOD!"
A cat looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. I must be a GOD!"

(Growner) I had dogs and cats growing up...

They tasted good.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.


Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.


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