The Best 18 Doggystyle Jokes

Looking for some doggystyle jokes? Then look no further, because we've got plenty of them right here! From light-hearted to downright naughty, these jokes are sure to get you laughing. So why not get your paws on them today?

Top 10 Funniest Doggystyle Jokes and Puns

Why do Canadians always do it doggy-style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

Last night my wife and I did it "doggy-style"...

I sat up and begged, and she rolled over and played dead.

My wife likes to do it doggystyle

She rolls over and plays dead while I sit up and beg.

My wife and I do it doggy-style...

...she plays dead and I beg.

-Dan Chopin

I only lasted two minutes with my girl last night

Technically it was 14 minutes because we did it doggystyle.


Why do redneck couples love to do it doggy-style?

That way they can both watch the Monster Trucks.

My Girlfriend got both our dogs sweaters...

Shes's always loved doggy-style

Doggystyle joke, My Girlfriend got both our dogs sweaters...

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Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

What has six legs, two arms and no teeth?

An old couple going doggy-style.

What do doggystyle and driving in the rain have in common?

One wrong move and someone's gettin rear ended.

Why do tweakers do it doggy-style?

So they can both look out the window.

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My girlfriend wanted us to do it doggystyle

Apparently, sniffing each other's butts was not what she had in mind.

My girlfriend offered to try doggystyle for the first time

Now that's something I can get behind

Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle?

So they can both look out the window.

I like sex the way Chinese like their food.

Doggystyle.

Doggystyle

When my wife wants to leave party too early and I don't, we aggreed on 15 minutes doggystyle xhen we get home. I throw sticks in the yard and she gets them back.

Doggystyle joke, Doggystyle

What do you do behind your wife's back?

Doggystyle

Doggystyle

How do i like doggystyle sex?
Ruff

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