The Best 14 Doggo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doggo jokes. There are some doggo newt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doggo genome puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doggo Jokes and Puns

What spice does a tiny doggo like on its steak?


Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...

First Woman : "My doggo is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

What do you call a doggo in the basement?

A sub woofer!

Doggo joke, What do you call a doggo in the basement?

Two dicks

I walked past a K9 police unit ghe other day and said to my girlfriend: Look, this doggy is walking around with two dicks.

To my credit, both policemen checked under the doggo before attempting to chase me.

What do you call a replacement doggo?

A sub-woofer.

A doggo was born without hind legs, but had balls of steel...

They named him Sparky

What do you call a cheerleading doggo?

A pompomeranian

Doggo joke, What do you call a cheerleading doggo?

What do you call a doggo playing in the snow (in Coney Island)?

A chili dog!

What is doggos favorite newspaper?

The New Bork Times

Pupper vs Doggo

What is a young Doggo?

A Pupper!

Then What is an old Pupper?

Chinese Food!

What do you call a doggo in a pool.

A subwoofer

You can explore doggo captivity reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean doggo heck dad jokes. There are also doggo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why can't the doggo enjoy comedy shows?

He's too much of a HECCler.

Human sees Doggo for the first time and goes "Aww"

Then he decides to name its body parts...


A dog owner tells his dog..

Owner: "Who's a good boy?"
Doggo: "Did you just assume my gender?!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doggo pica jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doggo doggy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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