The Best 77 Doggie Style Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doggie Style jokes. There are some doggie style daschund jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doggie style woof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Doggie Style Jokes and Puns

There were three women. a brown headed a brunette and a blonde. they were talking then they started talking about sex. The brown headed one said i'm gonna have 3 baby's. The brunette said she was gonna have twins. And the blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. And the blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex.

He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Doggie Style joke

A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"

When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?

But what about when two dogs have sex?

That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?

That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.


Doggies just call it style.

What is a snowman's favorite sex position? Sled doggy-style.

Doggie Style joke

Doctor is examining a young women...

and says:

- Everything seems OK, but I am worried about those bruised knees and elbows.

- Oh, it's because of all the doggy style sex I have.

- Don't you know any other position?

- I do, but my doggy doesn't.

Rodeo Position

Two old cowboys are sitting around a campfire and drinking. Somewhat drunk and not in the best frame of mind one turns to the other and say's I miss my missus, but when we make love it's always the same . Somewhat taken aback, but curious nonetheless, the other cowboy asks how's that? We always use the old missionary position the old cowboy replies. Thinking about this the other cowboy says If you want some excitement you need to try the Rodeo position . The cowboy says What's that?
Well you start off doggie style, behind her. Then you lean forward and with your right hand grab her right breast, and with your left hand grab her left breast, with your face beside her head you whisper gently in her ear, Yep feels just like your sister , and then hold on for dear life.

What's a rancher's favorite sex position?

Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse.

Quebec lovers

Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style?

So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!

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A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.


Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."

Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style...

Because that's almost an hour in dog time...

freecopon4u

Doggy Style ;-)

Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style?

So they can both peek out the blinds.

Do you speak English?

Do you speak English?
-Yes!

Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib.

Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

No, no... I mean male or female?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Oh dear!

- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

Doggie Style joke, Do you speak English?

A married couple are having sex...

Their child walks in on them.
When the child asks what they are doing, the parents respond with "We're making you a sibling".
The child then says, "I want a dog. Do it doggy style."

What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style?

A sexual revolution.

[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs.

1. Love
2. Trust
3. Faithfulness

And what we actually learn?
Doggy style


New Sex Position called Raging bull... [NSFW]

1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast

My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.

Snoop Doggy style.

Why do tweakers do it doggy-style?

So they can both look out the window.

Based on statistics

The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style...
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

A dad is having sex with mom doggy style...

Mom: "I want a girl, I want a girl, I want a girl".
Dad: "I will give you a girl, I will give you a girl".
Son is watching through the door.
Listening.
Then runs in the bedroom, jumps on the bed, gets in the doggy position.
And says: "I want a bike and colored pencils".

What's a married couples favorite sex position?

Doggy Style.
The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

My wife and I do it doggy-style...

...she plays dead and I beg.

-Dan Chopin

NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider.

Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear "I have aids".

See how long you can last.

Last night my wife and I did it "doggy-style"...

I sat up and begged, and she rolled over and played dead.

How does Scooby Doo like his Sex?

Ruff

No, doggy style you idiot.

A recent survey has revealed that the favorite sex position is "Doggy Style"...

With married couples in mind, that's where the husband has to sit up and beg, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

I like doggy style

It's a position I can really get behind

Why do Canadians always do it doggy-style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

A small boy walks in on his parents having sex...

...he asks his parents what are they doing:
"We're making your sister "
"Do her doggy style, i want a puppy!"

Do you know the sex position called "rodeo"?

It's when you mount your partner doggy style, say "this is how your sister likes it as well" and try to stay in as long as you can.

I want to open a dog grooming salon.

I'm going to call it 'doggy style'.

The most popular sexual position when you're married is...

Doggy Style, the man begs while the woman plays dead.

A boy walks in on his parents

A Boy walked in on his parents having sex. They said; "We're making you a baby brother or sister." He said; "Nono, Do it doggie-style. I'd rather have a puppy."

I love it doggy style. But my wife always insists

...that I give her a treat afterwards.

We usually do it doggy style

I beg and she rolls over and plays dead

Apparently, there is a protest today in favor of doggy style sex.

Now that's a protest I can get behind.

Goofy is the only Disney character who has had sex and has a child....

I bet it was doggy style.

Doggie Style

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

This girl once told me she wanted me to do it doggy style.

So I licked her face, crapped on the carpet and bit her mailman in the ankle

Do you speak english?

- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.

My wife and I were having some marital issues but we have moved on.

We have been doing it doggy style a lot lately, too much if you ask me. I guess I shouldn't complain. Her strap on, her rules.

The most popular sex position among married couples is doggy style -

He is on all fours begging and she plays dead.

Miranda had scraped knees...

..."Why have you got those marks on your knees?" her friend asked.

"Oh! It's from making love. Doggy style."

"Well, why don't you change positions then?"

"I'm willing, but the dog isn't."

Why do redneck couples love to do it doggy-style?

That way they can both watch the Monster Trucks.

A PUPPY WANTED TO KNOW WHO ITS FATHER WAS.

The mother said, " i dont know son, we were doing doggy style"

Girlfriend: "Can you do doggy style a little bit rougher?"

Me: "So you want me to bark as we're doing it?"

I walked in on my parents as a kid...

As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

What has six legs, two arms and no teeth?

An old couple going doggy-style.

Rodeo Sex

When you're making love to your girl doggy style and bend over and whisper in her ear, this is how your sister likes it too , and try and hold on for 8 seconds.

Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style?

That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

Studies show that doggy is the most common sex style among married couples.

The husband sits and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.

What do you call a dog's fashion sense?

Doggy style.

A man and wife were 'fixing the cat flap' and started arguing about whether they should switch to doggy style or cowgirl

It was a bone of contention.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try doggy style...

Now that's an idea I can get behind.

They say that the most powerful way for a woman to have sex is doggy style...

Then they're really bangin' on all fours.

Yo mama so dumb

When i ask her if she wanna do doggy style she starts barking

I hear Goofy got laid.

I bet they did it doggie style.

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex.

The dad later explained to the boy that they were making a baby. The boy thought for a moment and said, Can you do doggy style? I want a puppy instead.

Conversation between friends at a bar

Guy: Hey have a shot of this

Girl: no man I dont drink but anyway is that tequila or vodka

Guy: why do you know soo much about alcohol when you don't want to have any

Girl: Do you know what doggy style is ?

Guy: ( with a big smile) yea

Girl: 69 ?

Guy: obviously yea

Girl: why do you know soo much about sex when you know you're not going to have any

What sex position is banned in Alabama?

Doggy style.

Never turn your back on family.

Next time you are with your girl try this new position.

It's called the bucking bronco. It's where you go doggy style then lean over and whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can stay on...

An arab at airport

An arab at airport:

\- Name?

\- Abdul Al Razhib.

\- Sex?

\- Three to five times a week.

\- No, no, I mean: male or female?

\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.

\- Holly cow!

\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.

\- But isn't that hostile?

\- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

\- Oh, dear!

\- No, no... deer run to fast!

Wife's favorite position

I've discovered that my wife's favorite position in bed is doggy style....
I sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead...

Q : "Do you the difference between 5 minutess of sodomy and 5 minutes of doggy style ? "

A : "No"
Q : "Do you have 10 minutes ?"

My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed

In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.

Do you know why Canadian women like it doggie style?

They want to watch the hockey match, too.

My wife dosent like doggy style anymore

Because last time while fetching the ball she fell into the lake

I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style...

She rolled over and played dead

Did you know it's a sin to have sex before marriage?

Except if you do it doggy style...as all dogs go to heaven.

My wife and I only have sex one way

It's so boring just the one way we have sex. It's called doggy style.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

My wife and I do it doggy style....

###I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.

My Girlfriend got both our dogs sweaters...

Shes's always loved doggy-style

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