The Best 24 Doggie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doggie jokes. There are some doggie weiner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doggie pup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doggie Jokes and Puns

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Rodeo Position

Two old cowboys are sitting around a campfire and drinking. Somewhat drunk and not in the best frame of mind one turns to the other and say's I miss my missus, but when we make love it's always the same . Somewhat taken aback, but curious nonetheless, the other cowboy asks how's that? We always use the old missionary position the old cowboy replies. Thinking about this the other cowboy says If you want some excitement you need to try the Rodeo position . The cowboy says What's that?
Well you start off doggie style, behind her. Then you lean forward and with your right hand grab her right breast, and with your left hand grab her left breast, with your face beside her head you whisper gently in her ear, Yep feels just like your sister , and then hold on for dear life.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Doggie joke, Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Little Johnny saw two dogs having sex in the park...

... so he asks his mother what's going on.

The mom isn't ready to have "that talk" yet, so she makes up a story. "Well, Johnny," she says, "the doggie in the back hurt its front paws, so the one in the front is helping him get home."

Johnny thinks about that for a moment and then says, "Wow, so dogs are just like people, aren't they?"

The mom is puzzled by that. "What do you mean, Johnny?"

"Well," says Johnnie, "you try to help someone and you just end up getting screwed."

Why don't doggies use lube?

They likes it Rrruff!


Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund?

Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little doggie."

Doggie joke, Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund?

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?...

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie

Doggie Style

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

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Did you also hear...

... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little doggie .

Why did the cowboy buy a daschund?

So he could get a long little doggie

Why did the cowboy get a weenie dog?

Because his cowboy friend said "Get a long little doggie"

Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style?

That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

A guy is walking, carrying a no-legged doggie in his arms.

A lady stops him:
What a cute dog! , she exclaims gleefully.. What's his name?
He doesn't have one , the guy replies. The lady is bewildered.
Oh, no! Poor thing... how come you didn't name him?
The guy shrugs.
If I'd call him, he wouldn't come anyway

Doggie joke, A guy is walking, carrying a no-legged doggie in his arms.

I hear Goofy got laid.

I bet it was doggie sryle.

I hear Goofy got laid.

I bet they did it doggie style.

My best joke in 40 year of joke telling

A woman goes to her doctor for a check up. During the post check up consult the doctor says
Mrs. Jones you are in very good health but, I couldn't help but notice the abrasions on your elbows and knees. Can you tell me what is causing them?

Sheepishly she responds Maybe it is because I like to make love doggie style

Well,, perhaps if you do it in the missionary position for a few weeks it will alive the abrasion

She says I tried that but I can't stand the dog's breath .


It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position...

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

Do you know why Canadian women like it doggie style?

They want to watch the hockey match, too.

A blind man was walking down the street

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog.
They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic.

The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.

The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his fuckin' ass."

My wife and I were walking out of a restaurant with a doggie bag, when we saw a young teen in shabby clothes sitting on the sidewalk

He asked if he could have our leftovers, so I gladly gave them to him.

I asked him if he was an orphan.

He said "Yes I am - what gave me away?"

I replied "Obviously, your parents."

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

So he could get a long little doggie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doggie wiener jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doggie doggie style piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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