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34 doggie jokes and hilarious doggie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doggie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Doggie Jokes

Short doggie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doggie humour may include short ruff jokes also.

  1. New Doggy I've just gone and bought a dog off a Blacksmith!!!
    As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!
  2. I tried to start a doggy day care, but it failed within the first couple days. I only had a ruff idea of what I was doing.
  3. My son recently asked me why those 2 doggies were playing piggyback. I said one is sick and the other is pushing him to the hospital.
  4. Sherlock bones the worlds greatest doggy detective has solved yet another mystery with the help of his partner Dr.Dogson, but how did they do it? Smellementary.
  5. Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads?
    Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two.
    Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.
  6. Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled "Shitzu shouldn't eat"
  7. From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road?
    A:To get to the bone!
    Q:Why did the bone cross the road?
    A: To get away!
  8. Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
  9. TIL that women's vaginas are their second mouths This is probably why my wife puts peanut butter on it and it starts calling "Here doggy doggy".
  10. Why did the man stop getting Korean takeaway? He was beginning to cat on to their doggy ingredients.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about doggie can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of doggie puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Doggie One Liners

Which doggie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doggie? I can suggest the ones about doggy and pup.

  1. Why did the cowboy have to buy a dachshund? He had to get a long little doggy.
  2. I bought a dachshund on a cowboy's recommendation. He told me to get a long little doggy.
  3. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
  4. What does a diplomat and a good doggy have in common? They both want treaties.
  5. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get along little doggy.
  6. How did the doggy scientist get into his secret lair? Through a Lab-bra-door.
  7. Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy...
  8. Doggies just call it style.
  9. A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy.
  10. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a big rock.
  11. Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy..
  12. What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments.
  13. Why do Canadians always do it d**...? So they can both watch the hockey game.
  14. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? So he could get a long little d**....
  15. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little d**...

Doggie joke, Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

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What funny jokes about doggie you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean wiener jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make doggie prank.

Little Johnny saw two dogs having s**... in the park...

... so he asks his mother what's going on.
The mom isn't ready to have "that talk" yet, so she makes up a story. "Well, Johnny," she says, "the d**... in the back hurt its front paws, so the one in the front is helping him get home."
Johnny thinks about that for a moment and then says, "Wow, so dogs are just like people, aren't they?"
The mom is puzzled by that. "What do you mean, Johnny?"
"Well," says Johnnie, "you try to help someone and you just end up getting s**...."

My wife and I were walking out of a restaurant with a d**... bag, when we saw a young teen in shabby clothes sitting on the sidewalk

He asked if he could have our leftovers, so I gladly gave them to him.
I asked him if he was an orphan.
He said "Yes I am - what gave me away?"
I replied "Obviously, your parents."

It has been determined, the most used s**... position for married couples is the d**... position...

The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.

d**...

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it d**...?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, k**..., huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little d**....

A blind man was walking down the street

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog.
They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic.
The dog, at this point, started p**... on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a d**... treat and started waving it at the dog.
A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a n**... deed.
The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his f**...' a**...."

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little d**....

Rodeo Position

Two old cowboys are sitting around a campfire and drinking. Somewhat drunk and not in the best frame of mind one turns to the other and say's I miss my missus, but when we make love it's always the same . Somewhat taken aback, but curious nonetheless, the other cowboy asks how's that? We always use the old m**... the old cowboy replies. Thinking about this the other cowboy says If you want some excitement you need to try the Rodeo position . The cowboy says What's that?
Well you start off d**..., behind her. Then you lean forward and with your right hand grab her right breast, and with your left hand grab her left breast, with your face beside her head you whisper gently in her ear, Yep feels just like your sister , and then hold on for dear life.

Canadian women like it d**....

So they can watch the hockey game, too.

A guy is walking, carrying a no-legged d**... in his arms.

A lady stops him:
What a cute dog! , she exclaims gleefully.. What's his name?
He doesn't have one , the guy replies. The lady is bewildered.
Oh, no! Poor thing... how come you didn't name him?
The guy shrugs.
If I'd call him, he wouldn't come anyway

Why do r**... like to do it d**...?

That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

Do you know why Canadian women like it d**...?

They want to watch the hockey match, too.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?...

He'd get a long little d**....

Did you also hear...

... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little d**... .

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little d**....

Why do r**... like the d**... position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Why don't doggies use l**...?

They likes it Rrruff!

Doggie joke, Why don't doggies use l**...?

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The impact of these doggie jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.