Dogg Jokes
100 dogg jokes and hilarious dogg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dogg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dogg Short Jokes
Short dogg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dogg humour may include short snoop dogg jokes also.
- Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"
Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not." - Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.
Credit : Snoop Dogg - My 9-year old told this one today. What does snoop dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
- "Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg
- Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.
- Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.
(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King ) - How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents
- Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
- What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
- How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook? A drizzle.
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Dogg One Liners
Which dogg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dogg? I can suggest the ones about raps and gangsta.
- Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?
- What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel.
- Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
- why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle
- What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator? Faux Shizzle
- Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle.
- What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking? A chizzle.
- What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion.
- If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)
- How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures? Crip toe currency.
- In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg. But he just regular dog who work for KGB.
- Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?
- What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar? Sniggas.
- Snoop Dogg is 49 years old... That's 7 in Dogg years.
Snoop Dogg Jokes
Here is a list of funny snoop dogg jokes and even better snoop dogg puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day.
- When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle.
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel.
- What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel.
- How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use? Four chisel, my nizzle...
- What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon? A blunt weapon.
- Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis? His joints were inflamed
- Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner? Fo'frizzel
- Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus. F'rizzle.
- How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus? Bleeaoch!
Comedy Dogg Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about dogg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doggy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dogg pranks.
What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden h**....
How does Snoop Dogg keep his w**... whiter and his brights brighter?
Blee-yach.
A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.
Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."
Doggy Diet book
Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled "Shitzu shouldn't eat"
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
Why don't doggies use l**...?
They likes it Rrruff!
Why does Snoop Dogg wear a c**...?
Fo jizzle.
What word with an N and two Gs is used to call a black man and is also relevant in rap music
Snoop Dogg
What does Snoop Dogg wear in bed?
Nuthin but a g strang
Why was Snoop Dogg in hospital?
He needed a Hip-Hoperation.
What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?
The Next Episode
So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*
Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke w**... any more
But he also doesn't smoke any less.
Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver w**... to your house in 10 minutes...
Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?
"Ble-otch!!!"
Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case...
Doggy Sherlock: Any leads?
Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two.
Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.
Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?
Embezzlement
Why did Snoop Dogg wear a rain jacket?
For the Drizzle
I like d**...
It's a position I can really get behind
Dogged
I used to go out with an English Teacher but we eventually broke up because she disliked my improper use of the colon.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?
For show.
Snoop dogg and CS:GO have something in common
They both smoke mid
What do d**... and driving in the rain have in common?
One wrong move and someone's gettin rear ended.
We usually do it d**...
I beg and she rolls over and plays dead
d**...
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it d**...?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, k**..., huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
How did the doggy scientist get into his secret lair?
Through a Lab-bra-door.
Why didn't Snoop Dogg cross the road?
He would have to change his name to Snoop Chickenn.
What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?
Snoop Dogg survived getting s**....
Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?
Because they're good roll models.
Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?
Dr. Drapes
What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?
What the fizzy?
What do you call a dog that sniffs out drugs?
Snoop Dogg
If Snoop Dogg dies before p**... becomes legal in the US,
He will be rolling in his grave.
I met Snoop Dogg last night and he said that I roll the best blunts he's ever smoked.
That's high praise.
What score did Snoop Dogg get on his test?
So high he barely passed
What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?
For chisels.
Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle
What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives o**... s**?
A blow jizzle.
A doggo was born without hind legs, but had b**... of steel...
They named him Sparky
Where do rappers go to get pets?
Tha Dogg Pound
How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?
b**... jour.
Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?
Because m**... was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)
New Doggy
I've just gone and bought a dog off a Blacksmith!!!
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!
