The Best 55 Dogg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dogg jokes. There are some dogg 2pac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dogg snoop dogg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dogg Jokes and Puns

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his whites whiter and his brights brighter?

Blee-yach.

A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.


Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."

Dogg joke, A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.

Doggy Diet book

Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled "Shitzu shouldn't eat"

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.


Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

Schiznitzel.

Dogg joke, What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany?

"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House...

...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

 

 

*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more

But he also doesn't smoke any less.

Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not?

Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.

(Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )

Donald Trump wants to become President

This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.

Credit : Snoop Dogg

Dogg joke, Donald Trump wants to become President

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)


Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...

Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case...

Doggy Sherlock: Any leads?
Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two.
Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

Dogged

I used to go out with an English Teacher but we eventually broke up because she disliked my improper use of the colon.

Why does Snoop Dogg always have that guitar on stage but yet he never plays it?

For show.

What do doggystyle and driving in the rain have in common?

One wrong move and someone's gettin rear ended.

We usually do it doggy style

I beg and she rolls over and plays dead

Doggie Style

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

How did the doggy scientist get into his secret lair?

Through a Lab-bra-door.

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

Who was the shadiest rapper to collaborate with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Drapes

What does snoop dogg say when he opens a soda can that has been shaken?

What the fizzy?

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator?

Faux Shizzle

What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?

For chisels.

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral s**?

A blow jizzle.

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

A doggo was born without hind legs, but had balls of steel...

They named him Sparky

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound

Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus.

F'rizzle.

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?

Because murder was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures?

Crip toe currency.

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