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18 dog toy jokes and hilarious dog toy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog toy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dog Toy Short Jokes

Short dog toy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dog toy humour may include short dog treat jokes also.

  1. Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.
  2. I got this invention idea for a dog toy that throws a tennis ball about a quarter of a mile I know it sounds a little far fetched but...
  3. Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
    Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
  4. Putting dogs on product packaging increases sales by up to 25%. Unless you are trying to sell tires or s**... toys.

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Dog Toy One Liners

Which dog toy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dog toy? I can suggest the ones about dog food and dog fur.

  1. Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean
  2. Did you hear about the new designer toy dog in the Middle-East? It's called a Bombiranian
  3. Dog toys that make noise… are motivational squeakers
  4. my dog died today set of a firework and she thought it was a chew toy
  5. Where did the dog find it's toy? On The Woof

Dog Toy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dog toy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog tail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dog toy pranks.

I bought my dog a new toy...

...but after a few hours it stopped working. I took it back to the pet shop to see if they could fix it. The guy looked at it for a second and said "I'm sorry, sir, but the hamster is dead".

A boy was riding his toy firetruck down the street

A passerby saw that the firetruck was being pulled by a dog. The rope used to pull it was tied around the dogs privates, and as a result the boy was being pulled along rather slowly.
The passerby suggested that perhaps the boy would be able to go faster if he tied the rope around the dogs neck.
The boy responded:
"But if I did that, then I wouldn't have a siren."

A boy was riding a toy firetruck across the street, behind pulled very slowly by a rope tied to a dog...

Unfortunately for the dog, the rope was tied around the dog's t**.... I thought I'd give him some advice, so I walked on over.
"Now son, your dog would pull you
much faster if the rope was around his neck."
The little boy looked at me, and replied matter-of-factly, "Yes, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

Divorced Barbie

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.

He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"

"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."