Dog Sledding Jokes
10 dog sledding jokes and hilarious dog sledding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog sledding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dog Sledding Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dog sledding joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A reporter goes to a distant town in Alaska.
First he goes by train and then he has to ride a dog sled for several hours to get there. Upon arriving, he asks the town mayor:
"Have you considered building a train station closer to the town?"
"We have," answers the mayor, "but we eventually decided that the train station should be closer to the railroad."
What do you call baby sled dogs?
Mush puppies
My Alaskan sled dog was barking but no sound came out...
It turns out he was on Mala-mute
I like my women how I like my sled dogs...
a little husky
What do sled dogs eat?
Mush
Cats are smarter
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
What did the dentist say while racing sled dogs?
Brush! Brush! Brush!
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Where do you train your sled dogs?
Mushroom
What do you call a sled dog with spots?
A dal-MUSH-an!
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