Dog Shedding Jokes
15 dog shedding jokes and hilarious dog shedding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog shedding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Trees are like dogs
Some shed and some don't. Others just bark
A man had been away from home for 3 days trying to hunt a deer.
Finally, he was able to shoot the largest deer he had ever seen.
He took it home and kept it a surprise from everybody else. He cooked it in the shed so that no one could see what it was.
When he brought the cooked deer to the table, his kids asked what it was.
"It's what your mother calls me," he said with a smile on his face.
The eldest son was repulsed by this statement and shouted, "Nobody eat it! It's a dog!"
What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?
Fur Elise
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
What do you call it when you have dogs building a small garden garage?
They're shedding.
My Grandpa told me this one about a crazy dog
I was out at the golf course the other day and there was a stray dog. It ran over to the shed of golf carts and starting l**... up some spilled gasoline. Suddenly it started running around and going crazy then it just stopped and fell over. The lady next to me asked, "What Happened?!?" and i told her, "He must of ran out of gas"
A dog is better than a wife.
A dog finds it interesting when you smell of another dog. A dog thinks it's funny if you come home drunk. Still not convinced? Lock your dog and your wife in the shed for an hour and note, when you let them out, which is most pleased to see you.
The King and Queen get a Puppy
After the whole donkey episode, the King and Queen decide to stick to dogs, and get a dachshund. Barely a month old, the puppy was given to the couple after being abandoned by its mother, the only one of the litter to survive.
Night after night, the court physicians and veterinarians watched the dog, the Queen herself often feeding the blind, half-starved animal with an eye dropper.
One morning, after worrying all night, the King and Queen shed tears of joy when the little animal struggled out of his bed and took his first steps.
The next day's headline:
"Royal w**... Stands Up for First Time; King and Queen Jubilant but Tired"
A man sees a burglar breaking into his shed
A man sees someone breaking into his shed. He calls police. They say they don't have anyone available right now. They'll be there as soon as they can, but it may be two hours. The man hangs up.
A few minutes later he calls again and tells them to take their time. He's pulled out his rifle and shot the man. He's not going anywhere. Within minutes the place is swarming with police, helicopters, cars, dogs, etc. They find the man breaking into the shed and arrest him.
The police go to the man, "I thought you said you shot him!" The man responds "I thought you said you had no one available"
Shot the dog
A mother has three children, two girls and a boy. The boy has a BB gun and when he shot and broke a window the mother took the BB's and put them over the fridge. The children's hard of seeing grandmother lived with them and when she was cooking one day she accidentally baked the BB's into a cake, witch the children ate. Later one of the girls ran up to her mother crying and said "MOM MOM! I peed out a BB!" Then the other girl also came running up crying "MOM MOM! I peed out a BB!" The boy then came running up saying "MOM MOM!" The mother interrupted saying "Let me guess, you peed out a BB?" "NO!" He said "I was out behind the shed jerking off and I shot the dog."
Nobody available!
A guy looks out his back window and sees burglars in his tool shed, going through his stuff. He calls 911 and the dispatcher says, "Are they in your house?"
"No, they're out in the shed."
"Nobody's available right now, but we'll send an officer when we can."
A minute later the guy calls back and says, "I just called about burglars in my shed. Don't worry about it, I went out and shot them. My dogs are chewing on the bodies now," and he hangs up.
Three minutes later the house is surrounded by squad cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter overhead and an ambulance. They catch the burglars and put them under arrest. One of the cops says, "I thought you said you shot them!"
The guys retorts, "I thought you said nobody was available!"
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Dog Shedding One Liners
Which dog shedding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dog shedding? I can suggest the ones about dog dying and dog smell.
- Trees are like dogs Some shed and some don't. Others just bark
- What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise
- Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
- What do you call it when you have dogs building a small garden garage? They're shedding.