Dog Related Jokes
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So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
Teacher: Why on earth do you let your dog eat your homework?
Billy: Well, my dog really love to eat cake.
Teacher: And how does this even related?
Billy: Yesterday you said that the homework is a piece of cake....
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What does a dog do that a man steps in?
Pants. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I'm looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn't, f**... related. Please help me finish my pseudo-p**... dad joke trifecta.
A guy wants a dog
A guy wants a dog. He goes to one of his relatives if he has an extra dog. The relative says yes.
"Does he like kids?"said the guy
"Yes he does, but you can just give him dog food"
A boy and his Father are walking down the road.
As they pass an alley the boy stops and sees two dogs going at it.
The boy turns to his Father and asks, *Daddy, what are those dogs doing?*
The Father thinks and decides that his son is old enough and tells him the truth.
Son, they are making a puppy
The boy is satisfied with this answer and they continue their walk.
Later that night after the boy has gone to bed, the Father and the Misses feel a little frisky and start to enjoy some romantic relations.
They were quiet but not quiet enough as their bedroom door opens up and the boy catches his parents.
He asks, *Daddy, what are you and Mommy doing?*
The Father thinks and says:
Son, we are making a baby
The boy then say; *Well, can you flip Mom over, I want a puppy instead!*
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