The Best 4 Dog Playing Chess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dog Playing Chess jokes. There are some dog playing chess walks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dog playing chess games puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dog Playing Chess Jokes and Puns

A guy moves to a new neighborhood and sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog

A guy moves to a new neighborhood. The next morning, he sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog. Tries to be friendly, he asks: wow you have an incredibly smart dog, he can even play chess, how'd you train him?. Bothered, his neighbor replies: Nah, not that bright, we've been playing 10 games, and he lost like 7 of them!

In park people come across man playing chess with dog

They are of surprise and say "What clever dog!"

But man say: "No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"

A man walks into a bar and sees a man playing chess with his dog.

"Dear goodness! I've never seen such a thing in my life. That dog must be incredibly smart."
"Not really. He loses 9 out of every 10 games."

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

โ€œI can hardly believe my eyes!โ€ he exclaimed. Thatโ€™s the smartest dog Iโ€™ve ever seen.โ€

โ€œNah, heโ€™s not so smart,โ€ the friend replied. Iโ€™ve beaten him three games out of five."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dog playing chess doggie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dog playing chess people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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