dog playing chess Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dog playing chess puns

A man and a dog are playing chess

A woman walks in and says "holy crap, your dog can play chess?! That's amazing! What a brilliant dog! "

The man says "you think my dog is brilliant? Pffft. Hardly. He's pretty dumb, I've won 19 games out of the 20 we've played."


In park people come across man playing chess with dog

They are of surprise and say "What clever dog!"

But man say: "No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"


A guy moves to a new neighborhood and sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog

A guy moves to a new neighborhood. The next morning, he sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog. Tries to be friendly, he asks: wow you have an incredibly smart dog, he can even play chess, how'd you train him?. Bothered, his neighbor replies: Nah, not that bright, we've been playing 10 games, and he lost like 7 of them!


A man walks into a bar and sees a man playing chess with his dog.

"Dear goodness! I've never seen such a thing in my life. That dog must be incredibly smart."
"Not really. He loses 9 out of every 10 games."


A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
β€œI can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
β€œNah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."


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