The Best 9 Dog Lover Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dog Lover jokes. There are some dog lover terrier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dog lover german shepherd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dog Lover Jokes and Puns

Late Night Phone Call To The Vet

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog
while the neighbors were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds,
rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage,
as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet,
who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,

"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection
and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked on me," he replied.

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?

They both love hot dogs

A couple is driving on a highway

A couple is driving on a highway when she says, I want a divorce. The man doesn't say anything, except speeds up the car.

I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you. The man doesn't say anything except speeds up to he car.

I want the house, the bank account, kids, and the dog. The man doesn't say anything excepts speeds up the car.

She says, Are you listening to me? Don't you want anything?

The man replies, No, I have everything I need.

Oh? And what's that?

Right before the car rams into a wall, he says, The airbag.

Dog at the bar

A man's sitting next to a dog at the bar
Woman walks in, "Is your dog friendly? I'm a dog lover, can I pet him?"
Man replies "sure"
Dog proceeds to bite woman
Irate woman to the man, "I thought you said your dog was friendly! "
Man replies, "That aint my dog"

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

A gentle lover.


As a dog lover and PC player...

I obviously buy only To-Shiba hard drives.

People say they're dog lovers...

People say they're dog lovers, but when was the last time you saw them even celebrate just 4 of their dog's birthdays in one human year?

What's a dog lovers favorite spice?

Puprika

What's a dog lover's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

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